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Santa Headstone If you were expecting something for Christmas, DON'T!
Tags: santa
Views: 4271
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Wasted Puppy Puppy with a bottle in his paw and a cigarette in his mouth.
Tags: dogs drunk
Views: 1672
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Beware Of The Dog Warning: beware of the dog, he's armed and dangerous.
Tags: cartoon dogs
Views: 2239
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Dog Beggar Can you spare some change for a hungry dog?
Tags: dogs
Views: 1826
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Like Owner Like Dog You know what they say, like owner like dog. This is a perfect example.
Tags: dogs
Views: 1931
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Funny Face It's crazy what this guy can do with his face.
Tags: face
Views: 2298
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Safe Cyber Sex If you would need protection for cyber sex, this could be the way to do it.
Tags: computers
Views: 2640
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Please Sit Down Please sit down to pee sign.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 2416
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Bugs In Teeth This is one of the downsides when driving a bike.
Tags: biker
Views: 1960
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Young At Heart It doesn't matter how old you are if you feel young at heart.
Tags: people
Views: 2083
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Yes Its A Woman There's no doubt about it, it's a woman. Only a woman would park like this.
Tags: women
Views: 3737
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Road Lines This is one of the jobs where everybody can tell you were drunk when you were doing it.
Tags: work
Views: 2121
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Print Screen How to print something when you don't have a printer, or you do have a printer but you're a blonde?
Tags: computers
Views: 2404
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Scared Face Terrified face of a girl going down the slide.
Tags: face
Views: 2732
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Phone Booth On The Sea Maybe they don't have cell phone signal on the sea, but that's why they have phone booths.
Tags: phone
Views: 1948
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Misleading Shadow Granny got scared by a shadow of what she thought was a giant ....
Tags: cartoon
Views: 2953
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Flying Dog See, dogs can fly. Well, at least for a few feet.
Tags: dogs
Views: 2379
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Garage Poster If you cant afford a BMW, place this poster on your garage door. That should make your neighbors jealous.
Tags: cars
Views: 3329
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Dont Need Men With this new invention, you'll never be alone at night.
Tags: inventions
Views: 3044
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Satellite Dishes Dozens of satellite dishes on one building wall.
Tags: satellite
Views: 2000
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Plane Broke Down This is something you don't see every day. A plane broke down and landed on the highway. The owner is probably calling AAA.
Tags: plane
Views: 2073
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Good Acceleration This is a perfect way to test your cars acceleration. If the dog stays on the seat your car sucks.
Tags: dogs cars
Views: 2282
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Whipped Dog Dog scared of a cat.
Tags: dogs cats
Views: 3195
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Dog Giraffe This poor dogs owner thought it would be cute to dress him like giraffe.
Tags: dogs
Views: 2366
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Dog Towel It would be so easy to mistake this dog for a towel.
Tags: dogs
Views: 2313
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Yoda Dog Dog dressed up like Yoda.
Tags: dogs
Views: 2134
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Dog Rides In Front A man is siting in the back of the truck while the dog rides on the front seat.
Tags: dogs cars
Views: 2019
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Walking The Dog Lazy dog owner walking his dog on a treadmill while he watches TV.
Tags: dogs
Views: 2199
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Laser Speed Gun A cop measuring speed of a donkey with a speed gun.
Tags: police
Views: 2276
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Car On The Balcony Here's something you don't see every day: a car on the balcony. How did they get it up there and, more importantly, wtf is it doing there?
Tags: cars
Views: 2184
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McDonalds Trap This is how they get meat for the burgers.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 2097
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Dog Licking The Owner This is for all you dog owners who like to be licked by your dog.
Tags: dogs cartoon
Views: 2682
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Dog Biting His Balls I would really like to see what happened after this picture was taken.
Tags: dogs
Views: 4971
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No Parking Sign I don't think that I would park my car there, but thanks for the warning.
Tags: signs
Views: 4527
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Please Drink And Drive Someone erased the don't part.
Tags: signs
Views: 2108
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Red And Green Traffic Light What do you do when both red and green light is on?
Tags: traffic light
Views: 1986
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Rock Climbing Sign Rock climbing is 1 km straight, and when you're done, the hospital is just to the right.
Tags: signs
Views: 1977
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Condom A town called Condom.
Tags: sign
Views: 2132
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Do Not Disturb Blood alcohol experiment in progress. I think we could place this sign on just about every dorm room.
Tags: signs
Views: 2326
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Dont Smoke A cigarette stepping out of a train.
Tags: smoking
Views: 2367
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We Spik Inglish Welcom turist, we spik Inglish. Sure you do, just not very well.
Tags: english
Views: 2446
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No Parking Sign Don't park near my house! Get your own wireless!
Tags: signs
Views: 2326
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Accessible Restroom Accessible restroom sign on the locked door.
Tags: restroom sign
Views: 2094
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Animal Crackers Where do animal crackers really come from?
Tags: crackers
Views: 2199
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Arkansas Home of Bill Clinton, a known sex offendor.
Tags: arkansas
Views: 2352
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Bad Place To Advertise You have big, fat McDonalds on one side and starving children in Africa on the other.
Tags: advertisement
Views: 2578
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Beware Of The Dog That cat sure looks worried about the dog.
Tags: dogs cats
Views: 2538
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Clone War Veteran Man in Darth Vader costume asking for donations to build Death Star.
Tags: star-wars
Views: 3382
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Funny Warning Sign Slow down the cop hides behind this sign.
Tags: signs police
Views: 4219
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Two Hot Dogs Two dogs drooling over hot dog stand.
Tags: dogs
Views: 2778
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Hot Dog Small puppy in a bagle.
Tags: dogs
Views: 3065
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Huskies Tanning Husky dogs just chilling and getting some sun.
Tags: dogs
Views: 2692
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Hottest Dog Ever Weird advertising poster for a hot dog company.
Tags: hot-dog
Views: 2923
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Ninja Kick Cat A cat using her ninja kick to knock out a dog.
Tags: cats dogs
Views: 3626
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Open Closed Contradicting signs displayed in the store window.
Tags: sign
Views: 2654
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Pit Bull Protected Protected by a Pit Bull with AIDS.
Tags: signs dogs
Views: 2844
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Sharp Edges Sign This sign has sharp edges, do not touch the edges of this sign. Also, the bridge is out ahead.
Tags: sign
Views: 2865
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Noob Teacher Teacher doesn't know what noob means.
Tags: noob
Views: 3320
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Wallmart Price Cut Wallmart cut the price of Xbox 360 from $399.92 all the way down to $399.92.
Tags: wallmart
Views: 2849
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Weird Mouse Design Strangely designed mouse on a computer shop sign. Does that remind you of something?
Tags: sign
Views: 2696
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Payment Options Don't have any cash for the toll? Don't worry, as you can see from the last sign there are other means of payment.
Tags: payment
Views: 4852
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Accessible Toilet Jump up to reach the ladder, then climb up the ladder through the hole in the floor and you're there. If that is not accessible than I don't know what is.
Tags: toilet
Views: 2714
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Bicycle No Parking Sign Don't park your bicycle here sign and a lot of parked bicycles next to it. Why should anyone obey it, you can't get a parking ticket for a bicycle.
Tags: sign bicycle
Views: 2622
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Funny Toilet Sign Funny toilet sign instructing men to pee like women, that is sitting down.
Tags: toilet sign
Views: 3997
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Wrong And Right Way Ladies do not climb ladders without a male colleague for support. The picture below shows the right and wrong way (note that these instructions are only valid if you are wearing a skirt).
Tags: cartoon ladies
Views: 4090
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Take Your Car If you are driving home please don't forget to take your car.
Tags: sign driving
Views: 2695
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Say And Write So you don't spell duck with an F?
Tags: duck
Views: 44961
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Horse Driving Shotgun If you can drive a dog in your car, why not a horse?
Tags: horse
Views: 2595
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Police Car Towed I don't know about you, but looking at this photo makes me fell so warm inside.
Tags: police towed
Views: 2648
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Dog Parking Place Picture of parking place for dogs.
Tags: dog parking place
Views: 2290
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No Fishing Allowed No fishing allowed sign and behind it dozens of fishing poles.
Tags: no fishing sign
Views: 2535
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Supercar In Drive-thru Ultima GTR supercar in McDonalds drive-thru.
Tags: supercar drive-thru
Views: 3184
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LAN Party Porn What do women do at LAN parties? Apparently same as men. This girl was caught watching porn at her computer.
Tags: lan party porn
Views: 4494
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Make Love Not War Dog chasing the antelope (that's the war part), and then the antelope making him his biatch (the love part).
Tags: make love not war dog antelope gallery
Views: 5992
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Do Not Urinate In Bathrooms Sign saying Please do not urinate in the bathrooms.
Tags: urinate bathrooms
Views: 2356
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No Crapping Sign For Dogs I hope dogs will understand this.
Tags: crapping sign
Views: 2263
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Dog Molesting A Duck Picture of a horny dog molesting a poor duck.
Tags: dog molesting duck
Views: 3691
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Push To Operate Do people really need instructions to open the door?
Tags: push to operate
Views: 2984
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Not An Accident This is not an accident, this is art. Do not call 911!
Tags: not an accident
Views: 59384
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No Dogs Funny picture of a dog with ripped out "no dogs" sign in his mouth.
Tags: no dogs sign
Views: 2282
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Shit FM Opened van door turned Hits FM into Shit FM.
Tags: shit fm
Views: 2512
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Dog Sign Funny sign in District of North Vancouver written in dog language.
Tags: dog sign
Views: 2671
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Hand Out The Window Picture of car driver holding his hand out of the rear window.
Tags: hand out window
Views: 2793
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Funny Caution Sign Do not drink this water sign placed on the toilet.
Tags: caution sign
Views: 4403
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This Is Not A Door This is not a door sign placed on a door!
Tags: this not door
Views: 2658
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Shadows Cartoon Funny and kinky shadows cartoon.
Tags: shadows cartoon
Views: 3145
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Not You Again Welcoming door mat.
Tags: not you again
Views: 2226
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Dont Like My Driving One of the best "Don't like my driving?" stickers.
Tags: dont like my driving
Views: 3399
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Police Donuts Donuts arranged to form the word "love" on the trunk of a police car.
Tags: police donuts
Views: 2362
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Found New Hardware Windows found new hardware device: Airbus A310.
Tags: found new hardware cartoon
Views: 3220
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Sleeping On The Job Some security dog you got there.
Tags: sleeping job
Views: 2474
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Notice Please do not throw stones at this sign.
Tags: notice
Views: 3741
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Doormats Funny doormats.
Tags: doormats
Views: 2431
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Shadow Flashing Shadow flashing during a Flashing in public seminar.
Tags: shadow flashing
Views: 3913
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Wrong IM Window Embarrassing situation caused by the wrong instant messaging window.
Tags: wrong im window
Views: 4092
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Do Not Block These Doors Please do not block these doors unless we say: "Oh alright then, just this once".
Tags: not block these doors
Views: 2981
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Do Not Do not piss here! Must have had a real problem if they needed to put this sign up.
Tags: do not
Views: 2961
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Giraffe And Donkey Giraffe trying to have sex with a donkey.
Tags: giraffe donkey
Views: 4205
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Dog Stealing Your Prey What is that dog doing to the poor deer?
Tags: dog stealing your prey
Views: 3383
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Durex Condoms or babies, your choice.
Tags: condoms babies
Views: 4954
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Speeding Excuse Q: Speeding. What's your excuse? A: Helping you bastards pay for donuts.
Tags: speeding excuse
Views: 3342
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Terrified Little girl going down the water slide with a terrified look on her face.
Tags: terrified
Views: 3962
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Exit Closed "Exit 329 closed. Sucks to be you, but I got fired today so don't expect any help."
Tags: exit closed
Views: 3529
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Kitty Punch Picture of a kitty punching a dog.
Tags: kitty punch
Views: 3472
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Weed Cigarettes Wouldn't this make things a lot easier for all the dope heads out there.
Tags: weed cigarettes
Views: 94419
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Beware Of The Dog Bunch of cats taking a nap next to the beware of the dog sign.
Tags: beware dog sign
Views: 3666
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Prozac Don't worry be happy with this giant 1,000,000 mg Prozac pill.
Tags: prozac
Views: 3423
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What Is She Doing What is she doing with that microphone?
Tags: what she doing
Views: 3989
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Bad Hangover Dog having a bad hangover.
Tags: bad hangover
Views: 4369
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Yankees Fan Yankees fan and Yankees hater living next door to each other.
Tags: yankees fan
Views: 3814
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Volvo Sex Marks Somebody's been doing it on my Volvo.
Tags: volvo sex marks
Views: 4569
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Shouting Oh God Staying in bed shouting, Oh God! does not constitute going to church.
Tags: shouting oh god
Views: 4385
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Not Drunk Yet Hot girl wearing a t-shirt that says: Don't bother I'm not drunk yet.
Tags: not drunk yet
Views: 5208
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Brave Cat This brave cat is walking calmly in front of dozen lined up dogs.
Tags: brave cat
Views: 5271
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Safe Car Picture of a car nailed down to the ground. This should prevent any attempts of stealing it.
Tags: safe car
Views: 3392
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Seatbelt Just because you're Santa doesn't mean you can drive without seatbelt on.
Tags: seatbelt cartoon
Views: 3552
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Slow Children Don't hunt slow children!
Tags: slow children
Views: 2989
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Open Window This is what happens when you leave your car window open on a snowy day.
Tags: open window
Views: 2683
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112 kmh Backwards Lamborghini Gallardo's top speed: 112 km/h... backwards!
Tags: 112 kmh backwards
Views: 2168
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Busy Kangaroos Son, don't bother the kangaroos while they're busy.
Tags: busy kangaroos
Views: 2408
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Hidden Settings These hidden settings in Windows explain a lot.
Tags: hidden settings
Views: 3227
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Overloaded Donkey Poor donkey got so overloaded it tipped over.
Tags: overloaded donkey
Views: 3240
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Only Dog Knows Only the dog knows for sure.
Tags: only dog knows
Views: 1963
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When In Doubt ... act stupid!
Tags: when in doubt
Views: 1843
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Do Whatever You Want It seems that "do whatever the f*** you want" has double meaning.
Tags: do whatever you want
Views: 2039
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Half Dog Half Owl Picture of a dog twisting his head like an owl.
Tags: half dog half owl
Views: 1894
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Fortune Cookie Fortune cookie wisdom: go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.
Tags: fortune cookie
Views: 2107
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Courage It takes real courage to get in the cage and bang a tiger, even if you're a dog.
Tags: courage
Views: 2338
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Fence What do you do when your neighbour won't pay half of the cost for a fence? Paint her side pink!
Tags: fence
Views: 1841
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Back To School Stop Special promotion for the new school year: condoms!
Tags: back to school stop
Views: 1274
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Erin Brockovich Erin Brockovich Screwed My dog Skip.
Tags: erin brockovich
Views: 975
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Letter To Dr Ruth A letter to Dr. Ruth from a woman who's husband always wants to have sex with her, no matter what she's doing.
Tags: letter dr ruth
Views: 1640
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Florida Election Recount Count and total black dots for Al Gore and white dots for George Bush. Recount to confirm.
Tags: florida election recount
Views: 1145
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Drink And Fly Witch on a broom stuck in the tree with the sign don't drink and fly at the bottom of the tree.
Tags: drink and fly
Views: 1003
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Dog Under A Chair Only a tiny chair stands between this little dog and certain death.
Tags: dog under chair
Views: 934
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Sit Ups It must be really hard to do sit ups with those huge boobs pushing you down.
Tags: sit ups
Views: 1824
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One Glass Per Day My doctor said "Only 1 glass of alcohol per day". I can live with that.
Tags: one glass per day
Views: 949
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Before And After Bath Two fluffy dogs looking not so fluffy after a bath.
Tags: before after bath
Views: 799
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Bier Ist Gut Beer is good says the doctor. Truer words have never been said.
Tags: bier ist gut
Views: 548
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Giraffe Giraffe looking in through airplane window.
Tags: giraffe
Views: 991
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Christmas Tree Decoration Does the shape of this Christmas tree decoration remind you of anything?
Tags: christmas tree decoration
Views: 1006
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Sexy Beast Dog lying on the couch showing his thong.
Tags: sexy beast
Views: 744
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Transgender Barbie Modern day Barbie doll.
Tags: transgender barbie
Views: 554
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If You Tell Her You Love Her If you tell her you love her, she might not make you wear a condom.
Tags: you tell her love
Views: 776
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Dons Nuts Looks like someone rearranged Don's sign.
Tags: dons nuts
Views: 362
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Michael Jackson Matryoshka Doll Michael Jackson matryoshka doll, with every doll there's less and less pieces of his face, just like real life.
Tags: michael jackson matryoshka doll
Views: 355
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Lost Dog 3 legs, blind in left eye, missing right ear, tail broken, recently castrated... Answers to the name of "Lucky".
Tags: lost dog
Views: 348
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Hand Door Knob
Tags: knob
Views: 2128
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Body Paint Nice effect of the paint flowing down the body in a shape of a dress.
Tags: body paint
Views: 5388
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Smog Cloud It kinda looks like a pig. What do you think?
Tags: cloud smog
Views: 2080
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Windows Window Real window shaped like a Windows logo.
Tags: windows
Views: 2258
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Catching A Ride The first one holds the truck, the second one does the steering.
Tags: transportation
Views: 2514
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Daily Routine All people do today is eat, work and sleep.
Tags: routine
Views: 2389
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