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Work Safely Placing a metal ladders in the pool while working with electrical appliance is not a good idea.
Tags: work
Views: 5688
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Not Gay If your license plate starts with "GAY" there's really no other option than to place a "I'M NOT" sticker in front of it and set things right.
Tags: cars
Views: 6318
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Nudist Warning Sign People probably thought: since I'm already naked, why not ease up some tension.
Tags: signs
Views: 8857
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Caution Sign Belive it or not, there is water on this road during rain.
Tags: signs
Views: 7168
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Married For Money She's not in it for the money, this is true love.
Tags: people
Views: 7530
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Burried In Snow Why would they dig the car out of the snow? It's not like they'll be going anywhere with it.
Tags: snow
Views: 7067
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Not A Well Adjusted Snowman
Tags: snowman cartoon
Views: 7101
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Antennas On A House Ruin This house may not have a roof, but it has a great variety of TV channels.
Tags: antenna
Views: 5829
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Warning Sign A sign in a bus warning the ladies that the poles are here for their safety, not for the dancing.
Tags: signs
Views: 6659
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Do Not Disturb Blood alcohol experiment in progress. I think we could place this sign on just about every dorm room.
Tags: signs
Views: 7748
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We Spik Inglish Welcom turist, we spik Inglish. Sure you do, just not very well.
Tags: english
Views: 7145
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Toilet Instructions In Japan I'm not so sure that all those things should be forbidden.
Tags: toilet
Views: 38998
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Locked Bike Wheel Maybe he should have locked the bike and not just the wheel.
Tags: bike wheel
Views: 5427
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Road Not Found Error 404: Road not found.
Tags: road error
Views: 17705
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Sharp Edges Sign This sign has sharp edges, do not touch the edges of this sign. Also, the bridge is out ahead.
Tags: sign
Views: 7006
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Useless Bike Chains Next time lock the bicycle, not the wheel.
Tags: chains
Views: 6757
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Accessible Toilet Jump up to reach the ladder, then climb up the ladder through the hole in the floor and you're there. If that is not accessible than I don't know what is.
Tags: toilet
Views: 6834
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Contradicting Bicycle Sign Wtf is that supposed to mean? Can I ride my bike here or not?!
Tags: signs bicycle contradicting
Views: 7470
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Parking For Women Parking place in Germany made for women, as you can see, it's not wide enough.
Tags: parking women
Views: 6905
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Hits On Website One spider says to another: how many hits did you get on your website?
Tags: cartoon website
Views: 9308
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Funny Toilet Sign Another funny toilet sign.
Tags: toilet sign
Views: 20406
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Wrong And Right Way Ladies do not climb ladders without a male colleague for support. The picture below shows the right and wrong way (note that these instructions are only valid if you are wearing a skirt).
Tags: cartoon ladies
Views: 9570
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Horse Driving Shotgun If you can drive a dog in your car, why not a horse?
Tags: horse
Views: 6402
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Gynecologist T-shirt Man wearing a t-shirt saying I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look.
Tags: gynecologist t-shirt
Views: 8407
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Notice Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing has been noted... and will be reported to the authorities.
Tags: notice sign
Views: 6789
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Make Love Not War Dog chasing the antelope (that's the war part), and then the antelope making him his biatch (the love part).
Tags: make love not war dog antelope gallery
Views: 16828
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Do Not Urinate In Bathrooms Sign saying Please do not urinate in the bathrooms.
Tags: urinate bathrooms
Views: 6113
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Not An Accident This is not an accident, this is art. Do not call 911!
Tags: not an accident
Views: 66910
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Owned Sticky Note Sticky note surrounded by a crowd of hostile sticky notes.
Tags: owned sticky note
Views: 8845
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College Isnt Necessary Newspaper article on why college isn't necessary.
Tags: college not necessary
Views: 9497
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OMG A Water Balloon Dude making a terrified face expression after another guy throws a water balloon.
Tags: water balloon
Views: 41309
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Funny Sign Funny sign in city bus warning men not to grab women's breasts.
Tags: funny sign
Views: 9803
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Beer Cooling There is nothing worse than a warm beer so men can be pretty resourceful when it comes to cooling it, in this case they tied the beer to air conditioning.
Tags: beer cooling
Views: 7245
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Funny Caution Sign Do not drink this water sign placed on the toilet.
Tags: caution sign
Views: 16366
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This Is Not A Door This is not a door sign placed on a door!
Tags: this not door
Views: 7044
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Not You Again Welcoming door mat.
Tags: not you again
Views: 6789
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Austrian Village Austrian village with an interesting name, the sign bellow the town name saying "please not so fast" makes it even funnier.
Tags: austrian village
Views: 7205
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Cheating Girlfriend Cheating girlfriend holding hands with another man behind her boyfriend's back.
Tags: cheating girlfriend
Views: 39363
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Notice Please do not throw stones at this sign.
Tags: notice
Views: 8637
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Comedy "Not a minute without comedy" advertisement for Comedy Central.
Tags: comedy
Views: 9387
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Coca Cola Truck Transporting chemical toilets with Coca Cola truck? Not very sanitary.
Tags: coca cola truck
Views: 8662
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Funny Notice Very funny notice posted in the street.
Tags: funny notice
Views: 12460
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Do Not Block These Doors Please do not block these doors unless we say: "Oh alright then, just this once".
Tags: not block these doors
Views: 7888
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Do Not Do not piss here! Must have had a real problem if they needed to put this sign up.
Tags: do not
Views: 8073
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Fixed There is nothing Photoshop can't fix.
Tags: fixed
Views: 13102
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Megaflicks They really should have used another font.
Tags: megaflicks
Views: 8346
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Shouting Oh God Staying in bed shouting, Oh God! does not constitute going to church.
Tags: shouting oh god
Views: 12061
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Not Drunk Yet Hot girl wearing a t-shirt that says: Don't bother I'm not drunk yet.
Tags: not drunk yet
Views: 12957
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Public Bar Notice Our public bar is presently not open because it is closed.
Tags: public bar notice
Views: 8272
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Anti Alcohol Old anti alcohol campaign: Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours! Not sure how effective this was.
Tags: anti alcohol
Views: 10421
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Stuck We all get stuck sometimes, but remember that not everyone who shows up is there to help you.
Tags: stuck
Views: 7663
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Learn Chinese Another easy way to read Chinese, just tilt your head to the right.
Tags: learn chinese
Views: 15787
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Look Who The Police Caught That's not the tattoo you want to be having in this situation.
Tags: look who police caught
Views: 12562
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Not Funny Here's a nice little pic you can use to let someone know he's not funny.
Tags: not funny
Views: 8704
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MySpace Things are not always what they seem to be.
Tags: myspace
Views: 11710
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To Be Or Not To Be 2B or not to 2B.
Tags: to be or not to be
Views: 5569
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Office Assistant Office Assistant can even help you write your suicide note.
Tags: office assistant
Views: 7484
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On Another Line No, you can't talk to my boss now, he's on another line.
Tags: on another line cartoon
Views: 7006
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Hands Free Urinal Another useless invention.
Tags: hands free urinal
Views: 7045
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Before And After Bath Two fluffy dogs looking not so fluffy after a bath.
Tags: before after bath
Views: 7724
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Romance Books There's nothing better to get you in mood for some romance than a salesman like this one.
Tags: romance books
Views: 6577
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If You Tell Her You Love Her If you tell her you love her, she might not make you wear a condom.
Tags: you tell her love
Views: 7997
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Vegan Post It Response to a message from a vegan not wanting pizza in shared refrigerator.
Tags: vegan post
Views: 7599
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Not Funny This room is full of people that think you are funny.
Tags: not funny
Views: 8456
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I Has A Headache Honee? Not now, I has a headache.
Tags: has headache
Views: 8513
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Do Not Drop Cigarette Butts Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The fish crawl out to smoke them and we are trying to get them to quit.
Tags: drop cigarette butts
Views: 8896
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Chain Mail You gotta try this, if you send it to 5 people absolutely nothing will happen.
Tags: chain mail
Views: 9882
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Toilet Cleaning Just be glad this is not your toilet.
Tags: toilet cleaning
Views: 16169
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Time Not Found 4:04, time not found.
Tags: time not found
Views: 9751
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American Beauty Don't bother scrolling down, there's nothing to see there...
Tags: american beauty
Views: 8941
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This Text This text, you're not even reading it.
Tags: this text
Views: 17497
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Tampax Costume Another interesting Halloween costume.
Tags: tampax costume
Views: 7833
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Background Could you ask for a better photo background that two dogs doing it? I think not.
Tags: background
Views: 9473
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When I Grow Up (Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day) Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith
Tags: when grow
Views: 10156
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That Will Hold It There's nothing a little duct tape can't fix.
Tags: that will hold
Views: 9765
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Nothing Bill Nothing costs a lot of money.
Tags: nothing bill
Views: 8874
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Do Not Shoplift Don't shoplift unless you want your butt hole to expand.
Tags: shoplift
Views: 8857
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Sexism Sexism, not even Google is immune to it.
Tags: sexism
Views: 9691
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Meth Is Bad What? Being held hostage by Cookie Monster with a flare gun is not normal?!
Tags: meth bad
Views: 14235
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Why Men Should Not Drink Scientists tested the theory that drinking beer turns men into women.
Tags: why men not drink
Views: 8894
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Divorce Notice Public divorce notice in the middle of Pack Palace.
Tags: divorce notice
Views: 7090
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Not My Job Hey man, it's not my job to deal with this shit.
Tags: job
Views: 7731
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If Door Does Not Open If door does not open, do not enter.
Tags: door open sign
Views: 5579
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Rainbow Ranch Not gay, just happy.
Tags: rainbow ranch
Views: 5075
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Real Hancock This is the real Hancock, not Will Smith.
Tags: real hancock
Views: 7907
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Sogay Another marketing fail.
Tags: sogay
Views: 7651
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Toilet Seat Useful note explaining in great detail how to lift the toilet seat.
Tags: toilet seat
Views: 8406
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Dial A Llama Need a llama? Why not Dial-A-Llama?
Tags: dial llama
Views: 6828
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This Is Private Apartment This is not a brothel, there are no prostitutes here.
Tags: private apartment
Views: 7952
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Do Not Drink This Water Do you really need to point that out?
Tags: drink water
Views: 17480
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Piano Computer Computer built into a piano, notice the CD drives left of the keyboard.
Tags: computers piano
Views: 5000
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Secret Of Easter Island I bet you all thought there is nothing beneath those stone heads on Easter Island.
Tags: secret
Views: 9103
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Do Not Disturb They have the coolest "Do not disturb" sign ever in this hotel.
Tags: do not disturb
Views: 7321
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Animals Are Not Clowns Portuguese Animal Rights League created these ads to stop people from going to circuses where animals get abused.
Tags: animals are not clowns ads gallery
Views: 6412
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Rich And Thin Mockery of Paris Hilton's lifestyle and figure. Note: a skeleton was used for accurate representation of her figure.
Tags: rich thin gallery
Views: 13012
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Buried Belvedere Pictures of Plymouth Belvedere that was buried in 1957. in Tulsa and dug up after 50 years in the ground. Unfortunately, the protective covers leaked and the car is now nothing but a pile of rust.
Tags: buried belvedere gallery
Views: 9788
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Las Vegas In 1954 Check out this old photo of Las Vegas created in 1954., there was nothing but the desert back then.
Tags: las vegas 1954
Views: 9260
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Towboat Towboat approaches the bridge but the bridge didn't open, towboat tries reversing engines but the current is too strong and the boat hits the bridge, turns sideways and the current pushes it under the bridge and almost completely under water. The towboat emerges out of water on the other side as continues sailing as if nothing happened.
Tags: towboat bridge gallery
Views: 28170
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Who Is That In The Background Look at the picture closely, notice anything weird in the background?
Tags: who background
Views: 23131
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Bodybuilder Dog Believe it or not, this dog is real. The reason it is all jacked up is due to a genetic disorder.
Tags: bodybuilder dog
Views: 58324
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