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How Fights Get Started All it takes is one simple question.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 5939
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Santa Headstone If you were expecting something for Christmas, DON'T!
Tags: santa
Views: 13547
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Waiting For A Perfect Man This group of women decided to wait for a perfect man.
Tags: women
Views: 11741
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New Seatbelt Design This new seatbelt design is bound to reduce the number of car accidents.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 4871
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Wasted Puppy Puppy with a bottle in his paw and a cigarette in his mouth.
Tags: dogs drunk
Views: 4465
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Beware Of The Dog Warning: beware of the dog, he's armed and dangerous.
Tags: cartoon dogs
Views: 5413
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Heated Bike Seat With this brand new invention, your butt will never be cold again.
Tags: inventions
Views: 3923
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Like Owner Like Dog You know what they say, like owner like dog. This is a perfect example.
Tags: dogs
Views: 4653
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Showgirls Sign Honest ad saying they got 50 beautiful showgirls and 3 ugly ones.
Tags: signs
Views: 4855
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Funny Face It's crazy what this guy can do with his face.
Tags: face
Views: 11200
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Work Safely Placing a metal ladders in the pool while working with electrical appliance is not a good idea.
Tags: work
Views: 5191
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Bad Day No matter how bad your day is, remember that it can always get worse.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 9130
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Drunk Guy Prank Be careful who you drink with, or else you might end up like this guy.
Tags: drunk
Views: 39407
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Not Gay If your license plate starts with "GAY" there's really no other option than to place a "I'M NOT" sticker in front of it and set things right.
Tags: cars
Views: 5703
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Baby Look Baby's eyes popping out while looking at great pair of boobs.
Tags: kids
Views: 8323
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Safe Cyber Sex If you would need protection for cyber sex, this could be the way to do it.
Tags: computers
Views: 7450
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Monkey With Funny Hair Style Baby monkey with electrified hair style.
Tags: monkey
Views: 24551
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Nudist Warning Sign People probably thought: since I'm already naked, why not ease up some tension.
Tags: signs
Views: 7935
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Mobile Phone With Camera This is how it all started.
Tags: inventions
Views: 4894
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Mirrored License Plate Check out what you get when you look at X32 IARO license plate in the rear view mirror.
Tags: cars
Views: 6678
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Color Your Sister Look what she did to her sister with a magic marker.
Tags: kids
Views: 5645
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Kama Sutra Book When your "big boned" wife starts to read Kama Sutra, you might want to make a run for it.
Tags: people
Views: 6437
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Please Sit Down Please sit down to pee sign.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 6055
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Bush Protest Creative sign on a protest against the war in Iraq.
Tags: signs
Views: 5572
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Bugs In Teeth This is one of the downsides when driving a bike.
Tags: biker
Views: 4845
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Cheating Lizard Blending with the environment, pretty useful ability for adultery.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 5625
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Lazy Fans Lazy ass fans brought a sofa to watch a bicycle race.
Tags: fans
Views: 5384
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Caution Sign Belive it or not, there is water on this road during rain.
Tags: signs
Views: 6420
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Baby On The Phone He looks worried, must be a serious conversation.
Tags: kids
Views: 5648
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Santa Taking A Dump You know you've been bad when Santa takes a dump in your chimney.
Tags: santa
Views: 8179
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Young At Heart It doesn't matter how old you are if you feel young at heart.
Tags: people
Views: 5319
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Umbrella Roof A convertible with an umbrella for roof.
Tags: cars
Views: 5057
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Snowman Sex Pose Someone with a dirty mind created one of the funniest snowman ever.
Tags: snowman
Views: 60975
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Funny Snowman Snowman with a sign "I'll be dead soon" next to him.
Tags: snowman
Views: 369885
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Dirty Snowman A snowman shaped like two people having sex on the hood of the car.
Tags: snowman
Views: 82707
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Woman Driver Picture of a car with a gas pump hose sticking out of the tank.
Tags: cars women
Views: 8681
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Smithandwesson Ad If you could advertise guns, this is what the ad would look like.
Tags: ads
Views: 8143
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Drool Kid drooling while taking a picture of a hot babe.
Tags: babes
Views: 9814
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Yes Its A Woman There's no doubt about it, it's a woman. Only a woman would park like this.
Tags: women
Views: 10591
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School Spelling You have six letters, and your only job is to spell the same word over and over again. How hard can it be?
Tags: signs
Views: 6682
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Road Lines This is one of the jobs where everybody can tell you were drunk when you were doing it.
Tags: work
Views: 6190
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Weather Forecasting Stone Reliable weather forecasting service.
Tags: sign
Views: 6360
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Print Screen How to print something when you don't have a printer, or you do have a printer but you're a blonde?
Tags: computers
Views: 6903
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Snowman Blowjob Snowman formed like a man geting a blowjob.
Tags: snowman
Views: 7948
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Burried In Snow Why would they dig the car out of the snow? It's not like they'll be going anywhere with it.
Tags: snow
Views: 6397
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Giant Snowman I'm sure that until it melted, this was the biggest snowman in the world.
Tags: snowman
Views: 6186
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Snowman Stickup
Tags: snowman
Views: 36529
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Gallows With Wheelchair Ramp
Tags: cartoon
Views: 6674
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Scared Face Terrified face of a girl going down the slide.
Tags: face
Views: 18619
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Halloween Pumpkins Funny Halloween sculpture made out of pumpkins.
Tags: halloween
Views: 16382
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Parking Tracks You can tell a lot from parking tracks in the snow.
Tags: cars
Views: 7702
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Not A Well Adjusted Snowman
Tags: snowman cartoon
Views: 6540
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Snowman Head
Tags: cartoon snowman
Views: 7705
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Breathalyzer A man throws up while taking breath analyzer test.
Tags: drunk
Views: 8346
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Digging Around The Car Instead of removing the car, workers decide to dig around it.
Tags: work
Views: 8294
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Belt Buckel Belt buckel with instructions for use.
Tags: belt
Views: 6532
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Boobs Pillow A perfect pillow for men. Who wouldn't want to rest his head between two giant boobs?
Tags: pillow
Views: 7638
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Phone Booth On The Sea Maybe they don't have cell phone signal on the sea, but that's why they have phone booths.
Tags: phone
Views: 5486
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Pushing Shopping Carts That's a lot of shopping carts.
Tags: work
Views: 6142
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Cow Statue Funny looking statue of a cow lying on the farmer.
Tags: cow
Views: 6147
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Misleading Shadow Granny got scared by a shadow of what she thought was a giant ....
Tags: cartoon
Views: 7497
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Flying Dog See, dogs can fly. Well, at least for a few feet.
Tags: dogs
Views: 6198
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Just Chilling A man chilling on the porch while his house is burning.
Tags: fire
Views: 6887
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True Gentleman This gentleman is walking with a beer in one hand and umbrella in the other while his wife carries six cases of beer.
Tags: gentleman
Views: 6867
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Elephant Slide Slide for kids shaped like an elephant in which kids come out from the behind. Cute.
Tags: elephant
Views: 10049
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Garage Poster If you cant afford a BMW, place this poster on your garage door. That should make your neighbors jealous.
Tags: cars
Views: 7714
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Dont Need Men With this new invention, you'll never be alone at night.
Tags: inventions
Views: 7745
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Bicycle Path Extremely narrow bicycle path that borders with water.
Tags: bicycle
Views: 5685
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Internet Dating That's what happens when you meet someone online.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 6275
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Fishing In The Street Police officer giving a ticket to a guy fishing from the sewer.
Tags: fishing
Views: 6034
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Contradicting Signs The sign on the top says you have to go left, while the sign on the bottom says you can't.
Tags: signs
Views: 8113
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Contradicting Signs 2 In case of fire, which way will you go?
Tags: signs
Views: 6966
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Satellite Dishes Dozens of satellite dishes on one building wall.
Tags: satellite
Views: 5503
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Low Mileage Car For Sale
Tags: cars
Views: 6002
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Plane Broke Down This is something you don't see every day. A plane broke down and landed on the highway. The owner is probably calling AAA.
Tags: plane
Views: 5738
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Pig Bike The owner of this motorcycle probably escaped from an asylum.
Tags: bike pig
Views: 5923
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Sheep Drinking Water Smart sheep drinking water from a fountain.
Tags: sheep
Views: 5335
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Good Acceleration This is a perfect way to test your cars acceleration. If the dog stays on the seat your car sucks.
Tags: dogs cars
Views: 8186
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Whipped Dog Dog scared of a cat.
Tags: dogs cats
Views: 7860
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Toilet Sign Weird sign for a toilet.
Tags: signs
Views: 6273
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Cat Drinking From A Shower
Tags: cats
Views: 5041
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Wet Cat You can see the terror in her eyes.
Tags: cats
Views: 14201
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Dog Giraffe This poor dogs owner thought it would be cute to dress him like giraffe.
Tags: dogs
Views: 5893
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Dog Towel It would be so easy to mistake this dog for a towel.
Tags: dogs
Views: 6516
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Cat Optical Illusion By looking at the first picture you would think that the cat is leaning on the wall. But, as you can see on the second picture, she is in fact lying on the road.
Tags: cats illusions
Views: 7112
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Dog Rides In Front A man is siting in the back of the truck while the dog rides on the front seat.
Tags: dogs cars
Views: 5184
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Flashers Sign Warning, people exposing them selves in the next 3 kilometers.
Tags: sign
Views: 4917
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Walking The Dog Lazy dog owner walking his dog on a treadmill while he watches TV.
Tags: dogs
Views: 5512
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Laser Speed Gun A cop measuring speed of a donkey with a speed gun.
Tags: police
Views: 5629
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Mercedes Logo Mercedes logo with a thong in the middle.
Tags: mercedes cars
Views: 14877
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Home Alone ... with Michal Jackson.
Tags: home
Views: 9752
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Say I Love You Learn how to say I love you in 20 different languages.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 10612
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Warning Sign A sign in a bus warning the ladies that the poles are here for their safety, not for the dancing.
Tags: signs
Views: 6054
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Car On The Balcony Here's something you don't see every day: a car on the balcony. How did they get it up there and, more importantly, wtf is it doing there?
Tags: cars
Views: 5575
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McDonalds Trap This is how they get meat for the burgers.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 5427
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Hospital And Skiing Signs Skiing to the left, hospital to the right. Well it's good to know.
Tags: signs
Views: 5153
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His And Hers Garage
Tags: cartoon women
Views: 6557
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Dog Licking The Owner This is for all you dog owners who like to be licked by your dog.
Tags: dogs cartoon
Views: 6880
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Lip Ring Fish with a new lip ring.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 6193
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How You See Yourself What matters most is how you see yourself.
Tags: cats
Views: 5246
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First Woman In Space They needed someone to wash the space shuttle.
Tags: cartoon women
Views: 6036
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Hell Sign Welcome to Hell!
Tags: signs
Views: 7472
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Power Lines Through Tree Power lines going through a hole in the tree.
Tags: tree
Views: 5086
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Longest Town Name Where were you this summer? Ummm, in Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaunga- horonukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu.
Tags: sign
Views: 6898
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No Swimming Sign No swimming in this area sign with no water in sight.
Tags: signs
Views: 5697
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Shaving The Beaver Picture of a woman shaving her beaver.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 11227
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Passed Out Drunk Elderly fellow taking a nap on the stairs.
Tags: drunk
Views: 5798
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Snow Creation That's pretty good actually.
Tags: snow
Views: 5730
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Dog Biting His Balls I would really like to see what happened after this picture was taken.
Tags: dogs
Views: 11885
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Giant Wave Some soon to be drowned people are having their picture taken in front of a giant wave.
Tags: wave
Views: 10711
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Sleeping Students Warning A sign warning the bus drivers to check their bus for sleeping students.
Tags: signs
Views: 5806
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Walking The Pig A pig is walking the pig.
Tags: pigs
Views: 4877
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No Parking Sign I don't think that I would park my car there, but thanks for the warning.
Tags: signs
Views: 7697
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On Fire How dumb must you be to draw a smiley face on a paper bag, put it on your head and light it on fire?
Tags: dumb
Views: 5467
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Cubicle Curtain With a curtain like this you can go and have some fun while your boss thinks you're working.
Tags: cubicle
Views: 5914
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Cow In The Trunk This idiot stuffed a cow in the trunk of his Mercedes.
Tags: cars cows
Views: 5592
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Red And Green Traffic Light What do you do when both red and green light is on?
Tags: traffic light
Views: 5045
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Rock Climbing Sign Rock climbing is 1 km straight, and when you're done, the hospital is just to the right.
Tags: signs
Views: 5439
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Batman And Batgirl Logo I think you can tell which is which.
Tags: batman
Views: 16205
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Condom A town called Condom.
Tags: sign
Views: 5342
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Bird Taking A Smoke Little yellow parrot taking a cigarette out of the box.
Tags: birds
Views: 5183
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How To Steal A Car Get a few of your buddies and load it on the truck.
Tags: cars
Views: 5593
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Do Not Disturb Blood alcohol experiment in progress. I think we could place this sign on just about every dorm room.
Tags: signs
Views: 5597
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Cardboard Police I wish that police in my neighbourhood was like this.
Tags: police
Views: 5699
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Transporting A Truck People can be very resourceful when needed.
Tags: truck
Views: 4814
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Floating Restroom Warm Creek floating restroom. This must be one of the dumbest ideas ever.
Tags: restroom
Views: 4911
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Cyberdream When the cyberdream meets reality.
Tags: cyberdream
Views: 5913
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We Spik Inglish Welcom turist, we spik Inglish. Sure you do, just not very well.
Tags: english
Views: 6439
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Pole In The Road It was easier to build the road around the pole, than to move the pole a bit to the left.
Tags: road
Views: 4937
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Waiting Woman waiting for the perfect man.
Tags: women
Views: 9677
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Snowman Funeral In the end, all that's left is a bucket of water.
Tags: snowman
Views: 6284
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Microwave Tanning
Tags: tanning
Views: 5460
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Locked Bike Wheel Maybe he should have locked the bike and not just the wheel.
Tags: bike wheel
Views: 5034
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Warning Sign A sign warning people to look under their cars for penguins.
Tags: signs
Views: 5562
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No Parking Sign Don't park near my house! Get your own wireless!
Tags: signs
Views: 5599
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Gentleman He is carrying a six-pack, while his wife carries the whole case.
Tags: gentleman
Views: 5551
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Man Dressed As A Woman Older man dressed as a woman, or to be accurate, dressed like a hooker, unloading a truck.
Tags: men
Views: 14532
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Seagulls At A Horse Race A flock of seagulls was just chilling at the track, and then all these horses came along. They may have interfered in the race a bit.
Tags: seagulls horses
Views: 21906
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Airplane Warning Sign What are the chances to get hit by a plane? Obviously big enough to have this sign placed here.
Tags: sign airplane
Views: 11522
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Animal Crackers Where do animal crackers really come from?
Tags: crackers
Views: 4947
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Arkansas Home of Bill Clinton, a known sex offendor.
Tags: arkansas
Views: 5266
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Asleep On Motorcycle Wow, that requires serious balancing.
Tags: motorcycle
Views: 5240
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Bathroom Instructions Funny instructions on how to keep the bathroom clean.
Tags: bathroom
Views: 8204
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Funny Beer Tap Beer coming out of that wee wee.
Tags: beer tap
Views: 5686
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Beware Of Owner
Tags: beware
Views: 4814
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Beware Of The Dog That cat sure looks worried about the dog.
Tags: dogs cats
Views: 5514
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Bike Locks You've seen those pictures when all that's left of the bicycle is a locked wheel? That won't happen to this bike.
Tags: locks
Views: 6615
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Bloody Tampon Costume This is one of the most insane Halloween costumes ever, I present to you the truly unique: bloody tampon costume.
Tags: tampon costume halloween
Views: 61762
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Bridge Warning If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge.
Tags: bridge sign
Views: 6333
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Budweiser Boobs Three mature ladies had their boobs painted.
Tags: budweiser
Views: 17760
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Bush Made Baby Cry Yeah kid, I know how you feel.
Tags: bush baby
Views: 6126
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Chilly Today It's a bit chilly today.
Tags: weather
Views: 5483
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Class Photo All the kids are making funny faces, but look at the kid in the front row.
Tags: class kids
Views: 7320
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Clone War Veteran Man in Darth Vader costume asking for donations to build Death Star.
Tags: star-wars
Views: 7913
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Crazy Haircut Back of the head shaved to make it look like a face with sun glasses and beard.
Tags: haircut
Views: 6654
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Crocodile Warning Sign Ignoring these rules will result in death.
Tags: crocodile sign
Views: 14241
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Dirty Snowman Man driving his pickup around with a giant penis made of snow in the back.
Tags: snowman
Views: 13869
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Evil Easter Bunny Look at that evil look, who ever made that costume misunderstood the assignment.
Tags: evil easter bunny
Views: 12212
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New Firefox Logo Slightly modified version of Mozilla Firefox logo, much better than the old one.
Tags: firefox
Views: 9026
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Kick In The Nuts Football can be a dangerous sport, this man will never have children.
Tags: football
Views: 6007
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Funny Exam Answer Funny solution for physics problem, creative student drew an elephant on the test and thus came to simple conclusion: there is an elephant in the way.
Tags: exam elephant
Views: 11236
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Funniest Halloween Costumes These are some of the funniest halloween costumes out there.
Tags: gallery haloween costumes
Views: 290240
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Funny Warning Sign Slow down the cop hides behind this sign.
Tags: signs police
Views: 11365
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Hairy Bra This dude shaved his chest in a way that the part he didn't shave forms a chest hair bra.
Tags: bra chest
Views: 7894
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Hanged Snowman Picture of snowman with a noose around his neck.
Tags: snowman
Views: 7007
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On Break Sign Will return about ten minutes ago, at least they're honest.
Tags: sign
Views: 9530
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Two Hot Dogs Two dogs drooling over hot dog stand.
Tags: dogs
Views: 6398
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Phone Number For a good time call Sheniqua on Na-Fa-Fo-Fo-Fo-Na-Fa, or how normal person would write it 9-5-4-4-4-9-5.
Tags: phone
Views: 10720
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Mavericks Fan Owned That is one brave man.
Tags: maverics fans
Views: 10773
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Lesbian Bride How would you feel if your new wife kissed her bridesmaid on your wedding day? Turned on?
Tags: lesbian
Views: 20071
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Lazy Woman Lazy ass woman pushing her baby on a Segway.
Tags: woman
Views: 6995
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KFC Hillary Special KFC is having a Hillary Clinton special today: 2 fat thighs with small breast and a left wing.
Tags: kfc hillary
Views: 7508
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Totally Owned
Tags: owned
Views: 8266
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Old Woman Driver It takes real skill to drive this toy into a ditch.
Tags: woman
Views: 10124
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Hottest Dog Ever Weird advertising poster for a hot dog company.
Tags: hot-dog
Views: 6580
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How To Get An A This is how! I would give her A+
Tags: student
Views: 9978
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Mortal Snowmen One snowman ripping out the heart of other snowman.
Tags: snowman
Views: 6676
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Open Closed Contradicting signs displayed in the store window.
Tags: sign
Views: 6230
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Passed Out Racoon
Tags: racoon wasted
Views: 6903
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Pit Bull Protected Protected by a Pit Bull with AIDS.
Tags: signs dogs
Views: 7181
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Polar Bear Shower Polar bear getting a natural shower by his fellow polar bear.
Tags: polar bear
Views: 9899
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Screw Driver Set Warning Read the warning on this screw driver set.
Tags: warning
Views: 7047
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Noob Teacher Teacher doesn't know what noob means.
Tags: noob
Views: 7752
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Umbrella Sign Warning, man opening umbrella.
Tags: signs
Views: 6017
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Protesting Picture of a man holding "We are idiots" sign among protesters.
Tags: protest
Views: 6206
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Pwnd Perfect example of pwnd.
Tags: pwnd
Views: 6248
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Redneck Prom This is what redneck prom looks like.
Tags: redneck prom
Views: 10887
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Useless Bike Chains Next time lock the bicycle, not the wheel.
Tags: chains
Views: 6188
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Wallmart Price Cut Wallmart cut the price of Xbox 360 from $399.92 all the way down to $399.92.
Tags: wallmart
Views: 6460
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Weird Mouse Design Strangely designed mouse on a computer shop sign. Does that remind you of something?
Tags: sign
Views: 6235
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Why Pay There are more people watching from the building than from the stands. But why pay if you can watch the game for free?
Tags: pay
Views: 6748
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Payment Options Don't have any cash for the toll? Don't worry, as you can see from the last sign there are other means of payment.
Tags: payment
Views: 8835
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Airplane Crash This picture shows airplane crashed into a tree, but look at the sign in the bottom left corner saying "Learn to fly here". If only the pilot saw that before.
Tags: airplane crash
Views: 17387
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Accessible Toilet Jump up to reach the ladder, then climb up the ladder through the hole in the floor and you're there. If that is not accessible than I don't know what is.
Tags: toilet
Views: 6349
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Bicycle No Parking Sign Don't park your bicycle here sign and a lot of parked bicycles next to it. Why should anyone obey it, you can't get a parking ticket for a bicycle.
Tags: sign bicycle
Views: 6164
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Octopus Warning Sign
Tags: octopus
Views: 10128
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Contradicting Bicycle Sign Wtf is that supposed to mean? Can I ride my bike here or not?!
Tags: signs bicycle contradicting
Views: 7010
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Graffiti Removal Service This one is hilarious, graffiti removal hotline advertisement got vandalized with a graffiti.
Tags: graffiti ads
Views: 6497
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Funny Toilet Sign Funny toilet sign instructing men to pee like women, that is sitting down.
Tags: toilet sign
Views: 20283
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Parking For Women Parking place in Germany made for women, as you can see, it's not wide enough.
Tags: parking women
Views: 6391
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Hits On Website One spider says to another: how many hits did you get on your website?
Tags: cartoon website
Views: 8787
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Checking Baby Diaper Instructions on how to check baby's diaper.
Tags: baby diaper
Views: 8248
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Wrong And Right Way Ladies do not climb ladders without a male colleague for support. The picture below shows the right and wrong way (note that these instructions are only valid if you are wearing a skirt).
Tags: cartoon ladies
Views: 8893
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Stop Eating Animals Someone added a sticker saying "eating animals" below a STOP sign, and some joker sprayed "I'll never" above all that. Add all that together and you get: I'll never stop eating animals.
Tags: stop animals
Views: 8879
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Say And Write So you don't spell duck with an F?
Tags: duck
Views: 48775
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Bush Birthplace Connecticut would like to apologize for being the birthplace of George W. Bush.
Tags: bush birthplace
Views: 6818
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No Fishing Sign No fishing from the bridge sign on a very tall bridge. A bit pointless warning if you ask me.
Tags: sign fishing
Views: 7021
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Horse Driving Shotgun If you can drive a dog in your car, why not a horse?
Tags: horse
Views: 5936
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Cow In Trunk This redneck is driving a cow in the trunk of his car.
Tags: cow trunk
Views: 6241
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WC Sign If you need to go, pick a spot.
Tags: wc sign
Views: 5915
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Pimp My Shopping Cart Maybe MTV should start a show called Pimp my shopping cart so that homeless people can get their wheels pimped out.
Tags: shopping pimp
Views: 8534
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Police Car Towed I don't know about you, but looking at this photo makes me fell so warm inside.
Tags: police towed
Views: 6038
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WC 15 km You're just gonna have to hold it in for the next 15 km.
Tags: wc sign
Views: 5519
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Sorted By Size Which urinal would you use? Be honest!
Tags: toilet size
Views: 7512
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Bunch Of Signs Bunch of dumb signs in New York.
Tags: signs
Views: 6325
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Dutch Football Fans Dutch football fans with funny face masks during the World Cup.
Tags: dutch football fans
Views: 11190
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Paper Recycling Invention It's pretty obvious how this is supposed to work, by pedaling you wipe your behind and roll the paper on a new roll. When the paper is gone you simply put the roll back on the top and use it over and over again.
Tags: recycling invention
Views: 9724
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Show Me On TV A football fan holding a banner saying "show me on tv" during the World Cup in Germany.
Tags: fans
Views: 6008
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Convertible Shool Bus Bring the kids to school with style.
Tags: school bus
Views: 8618
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Stolen Bike When you chain the wheel they steel the rest of the bike, this man chained the bike but they stole everything they could. You just can't win.
Tags: stolen bike
Views: 5837
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Beijing 2008 Logo This is how the designers came up with the logo for 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing.
Tags: beijing 2008 logo olympics
Views: 135862
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Alien On The Toilet Man dressed in alien costume taking a whizz.
Tags: alien costume toilet
Views: 6947
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Weird Japanese Signs Picture of weird signs in Japanese metro train.
Tags: japanese signs
Views: 14605
Rating:
Police Car Towed Police car gets towed, there is some justice in this world.
Tags: police car towed
Views: 10826
Rating:
LOL Picture of Bacardi boxes forming LOL word.
Tags: lol bacardi
Views: 6114
Rating:
Redneck Bodywork This is how rednecks fix their cars.
Tags: redneck car bodywork
Views: 9524
Rating:
Gynecologist T-shirt Man wearing a t-shirt saying I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look.
Tags: gynecologist t-shirt
Views: 7566
Rating:
Forbidden Sign Picture of a huge sign with forbidden stuff on it.
Tags: forbidden sign
Views: 8442
Rating:
Water On Road Conveniently placed sign warning people that there's water on the road.
Tags: water road sign
Views: 6023
Rating:
Bra Sizes Bra sizes cartoon explaining why bras are lettered with A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H.
Tags: bra sizes cartoon
Views: 17840
Rating:
Swimming Pool Sign Swimming pool sign with a gian "No swimming" sign below it.
Tags: swimming pool sign
Views: 5853
Rating:
Natural Wool Picture of a disturbing ad for natural wool.
Tags: natural wool ad
Views: 7900
Rating:
TSOP Skillful workers misspelled STOP.
Tags: tsop
Views: 5586
Rating:
Carved Orange Picture of a awesomely carved orange in a shape of a little man with a big thingy.
Tags: carved orange
Views: 5887
Rating:
Contradicting Signs Picture of two contradicting signs placed next to each other.
Tags: contradicting signs
Views: 5496
Rating:
Tree On Road Pic of a tree growing in the middle of the road.
Tags: tree road
Views: 5693
Rating:
Sex In Showers A sign forbidding the ladies to have lesbian sex in the showers.
Tags: sex showers sign
Views: 7999
Rating:
Notice Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing has been noted... and will be reported to the authorities.
Tags: notice sign
Views: 6270
Rating:
Durex Performa Ads Extremely funny ads for Durex Performa. It sure will last longer.
Tags: durex performa ads
Views: 12046
Rating:
No Fishing Allowed No fishing allowed sign and behind it dozens of fishing poles.
Tags: no fishing sign
Views: 5966
Rating:
Crosswalk Croswalk leading to a wall.
Tags: crosswalk
Views: 5453
Rating:
Funny Toilet Sign Extremely funny way to mark men's and women's toilets.
Tags: toilet sign
Views: 16178
Rating:
Locked Flip-flops Now there's no need to worry about flip-flops while taking a swim.
Tags: locked flip-flops
Views: 5617
Rating:
Network Error Network error on electronic billboard.
Tags: network error
Views: 5580
Rating:
Same License Plate Same license plate on two cars!?
Tags: license plate
Views: 7088
Rating:
LAN Party Porn What do women do at LAN parties? Apparently same as men. This girl was caught watching porn at her computer.
Tags: lan party porn
Views: 12438
Rating:
Pool Grill It's crazy enough to have a grill in the pool, but the way these geniuses did it is suicide.
Tags: pool grill
Views: 7998
Rating:
Hard Disk The hard disk you've been waiting for: you get 10MB of space for only $3398. Ah, the good old days.
Tags: hard disk
Views: 5959
Rating:
Pirates Knocked Up Shrek Either someone made a mistake, or someone had a little fun with letters. Either way, the result was funny.
Tags: pirates knocked shrek
Views: 8159
Rating:
Make Love Not War Dog chasing the antelope (that's the war part), and then the antelope making him his biatch (the love part).
Tags: make love not war dog antelope gallery
Views: 14488
Rating:
I Hate You Geeky way to dump somebody.
Tags: hate you keyboard
Views: 6385
Rating:
Horny Kids Horny kids enjoying the view.
Tags: horny kids
Views: 15486
Rating:
Horse Head Pillow Dead horses head pillow.
Tags: horse head pillow
Views: 6159
Rating:
Snowmans Nose Stolen Hungry pinguin stealing snowman's nose.
Tags: snowman nose stolen
Views: 5869
Rating:
Toilet Brush Instructions Wrong, almost right and right way to use the toilet brush.
Tags: toilet brush instructions
Views: 8545
Rating:
Neighbourly Hedge Hedge shaped like a human showing ass directed at the neighbor.
Tags: neighbourly hedge
Views: 6019
Rating:
No Crapping Sign For Dogs I hope dogs will understand this.
Tags: crapping sign
Views: 6250
Rating:
Ass World They should fix this sign as soon as possible.
Tags: ass world
Views: 6218
Rating:
Wounded Light Bulb Two light bulbs carrying a burnt out light bulb on a stretcher.
Tags: wounded light bulb
Views: 5986
Rating:
End Of The Rainbow They say there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, this picture proves otherwise.
Tags: end rainbow
Views: 6678
Rating:
The Power Of Books They blow up your mind.
Tags: power books
Views: 6481
Rating:
Boyfriend Out Of Town Hot girl wearing a Boyfriend out of town t-shirt.
Tags: boyfriend town t-shirt
Views: 9871
Rating:
Where Will You Go Where will you go when every direction is forbidden?
Tags: where will you go
Views: 6608
Rating:
Passed Out Drunk A man moving the lawn around the passed out drunk guy.
Tags: passed out drunk
Views: 33399
Rating:
Trip To School Kids on their way to school over a poorly built bridge.
Tags: trip to school
Views: 11832
Rating:
Funny Traffic Lights What happens when disgruntled worker has his revenge? Well, you get funny traffic lights with shapes of people taking a dump or taking a leak.
Tags: traffic lights gallery
Views: 15812
Rating:
Sand Warning sign for sand placed on a side of the road in desert.
Tags: sand sign
Views: 6302
Rating:
No Service "We waited 30 min, no service" written with ketchup on the table in the diner.
Tags: no service
Views: 6413
Rating:
Letter To Subway Funny letter to Subway about the use of cheese in their sandwiches.
Tags: letter to subway
Views: 7415
Rating:
English Fail Gas worker who wrote this sign failed in English.
Tags: english fail
Views: 29078
Rating:
Curved Yellow Fruit Curved yellow fruit - known as bananas in the normal world.
Tags: curved yellow fruit
Views: 6130
Rating:
Funny Honda Ad Very funny ad for Honda hybrid with 0% CO2 emissions.
Tags: honda ad
Views: 10642
Rating:
Work Safety Sad but funny work conditions in less developed countries.
Tags: work safety gallery
Views: 35798
Rating:
Tallbike Wow, that's a useless invention.
Tags: tallbike
Views: 6057
Rating:
Cat Crashed The Car Picture of a cat at the wheel of crashed car.
Tags: cat crashed car
Views: 5917
Rating:
Bush Giving The Finger George Bush caught while giving the finger to someone.
Tags: bush giving finger
Views: 10777
Rating:
Photographers It's better to shoot with a camera than with a gun.
Tags: photographers
Views: 6896
Rating:
Cool Eyeglasses Ads Cool advertisement for eyeglasses showing us the perception of the same person with or without glasses.
Tags: eyeglasses ads
Views: 11799
Rating:
Owned Sticky Note Sticky note surrounded by a crowd of hostile sticky notes.
Tags: owned sticky note
Views: 7886
Rating:
College Isnt Necessary Newspaper article on why college isn't necessary.
Tags: college not necessary
Views: 8718
Rating:
Different Perspective An owl flipping it's head by 90 degrees horizontally.
Tags: different perspective
Views: 5596
Rating:
OMG A Water Balloon Dude making a terrified face expression after another guy throws a water balloon.
Tags: water balloon
Views: 24404
Rating:
Fook Yue Fook Yue, a seafood restaurant with a slightly inappropriate name.
Tags: fook yue
Views: 4973
Rating:
No Dogs Funny picture of a dog with ripped out "no dogs" sign in his mouth.
Tags: no dogs sign
Views: 5375
Rating:
Cheap Security Security guard painted on the wall, if you need cheap security this is your solution.
Tags: cheap security
Views: 6019
Rating:
Body Catalogue Imagine if you could choose your body from a catalogue, wouldn't that be nice.
Tags: body catalogue
Views: 6551
Rating:
Give Blood Give blood, 8 billion mosquitos can't be wrong.
Tags: give blood
Views: 5417
Rating:
Show Me Your Tits Funny show me your tits cartoon.
Tags: show me your tits cartoon
Views: 38887
Rating:
WC Sign Sign pointing out that WC is only 6.5 km away.
Tags: wc sign
Views: 7742
Rating:
Funny Sign Funny sign in city bus warning men not to grab women's breasts.
Tags: funny sign
Views: 8215
Rating:
Alley Traffic Light Very narrow alley with working traffic lights on each end.
Tags: alley traffic light gallery
Views: 7138
Rating:
Beer Cooling There is nothing worse than a warm beer so men can be pretty resourceful when it comes to cooling it, in this case they tied the beer to air conditioning.
Tags: beer cooling
Views: 6595
Rating:
Dog Sign Funny sign in District of North Vancouver written in dog language.
Tags: dog sign
Views: 6838
Rating:
Price Cut Giant price cut at Woolworth, if you hurry you might save up 1c.
Tags: price cut
Views: 5954
Rating:
Gay Guys Bunch of guys sharing a warm hug next to Gay sign.
Tags: gay guys
Views: 16584
Rating:
Funny Flat Screen TV Want a flat screen TV but all you got is regular? No problem, just make a giant hole in the wall and push your television in it.
Tags: flat screen tv gallery
Views: 13129
Rating:
Hand Out The Window Picture of car driver holding his hand out of the rear window.
Tags: hand out window
Views: 7056
Rating:
Titanic Drawing Funny Titanic drawing.
Tags: titanic drawing
Views: 12131
Rating:
Funny Caution Sign Do not drink this water sign placed on the toilet.
Tags: caution sign
Views: 14547
Rating:
No Stopping No stopping sign and End sign bellow it.
Tags: no stopping sign
Views: 5754
Rating:
Bar This must be the funniest bar in the world. Look at it, it's made out of sticks and branches!
Tags: bar
Views: 6578
Rating:
Dedicated Worker Example of a dedicated worker, too lazy to move the branch.
Tags: dedicated worker
Views: 6801
Rating:
Duck Hunt Ducks strike back, they have their way to attract humans.
Tags: duck hunt cartoon
Views: 7859
Rating:
Windshield Cover Funny windshield cover with two people caught making out on it.
Tags: windshield cover
Views: 7985
Rating:
Tooth Brush And Toilet Paper Tooth brush and toilet paper arguing about who's job is worse.
Tags: tooth brush toilet paper cartoon
Views: 15679
Rating:
Evolution Of Man And Woman Funny evolution of man and woman.
Tags: evolution man woman
Views: 65057
Rating:
Shadows Cartoon Funny and kinky shadows cartoon.
Tags: shadows cartoon
Views: 7667
Rating:
Happy Hour All day happy hour: pay two, get one.
Tags: happy hour
Views: 5991
Rating:
Russian Bread Russian bread with a bottle of vodka hidden in it.
Tags: russian bread
Views: 6726
Rating:
Water On Mars Photo evidence that there is water on Mars.
Tags: water mars
Views: 6473
Rating:
Not You Again Welcoming door mat.
Tags: not you again
Views: 6214
Rating:
Boy And His Balloon What you got there little boy?
Tags: boy balloon
Views: 6233
Rating:
Police Donuts Donuts arranged to form the word "love" on the trunk of a police car.
Tags: police donuts
Views: 6321
Rating:
Stuck In Concrete Picture of a police car stuck in fresh concrete. Yes, it's a woman driver.
Tags: stuck concrete
Views: 6608
Rating:
Playing God This must be how God plays with radio controlled cars.
Tags: playing god cartoon
Views: 10763
Rating:
Found New Hardware Windows found new hardware device: Airbus A310.
Tags: found new hardware cartoon
Views: 8114
Rating:
Wife Wife of yesterday, wife of today and wife of the future.
Tags: wife
Views: 8641
Rating:
Austrian Village Austrian village with an interesting name, the sign bellow the town name saying "please not so fast" makes it even funnier.
Tags: austrian village
Views: 6667
Rating:
Vomiting Pumpkin Great Halloween decoration, it's the vomiting pumpkin.
Tags: vomiting pumpking
Views: 29375
Rating:
Cheating Girlfriend Cheating girlfriend holding hands with another man behind her boyfriend's back.
Tags: cheating girlfriend
Views: 32398
Rating:
Notice Please do not throw stones at this sign.
Tags: notice
Views: 7967
Rating:
Bomb Squad Prank This must be how guys from bomb squad pull pranks on each other.
Tags: bomb squad prank
Views: 15094
Rating:
Locked Car Car locked to a pole with a chain.
Tags: locked car
Views: 6148
Rating:
Rapist Search News TV host that looks a lot like rapist photorobot.
Tags: rapist search
Views: 7564
Rating:
Cat Or Husband A woman put an ad in newspapers saying she is giving away her cat or her husband who said he goes or the cat goes.
Tags: cat husband
Views: 6683
Rating:
Dirty Car "If only my wife was this dirty" written on a dirty car.
Tags: dirty car
Views: 6943
Rating:
Celebrity Caricatures Great celebrity caricatures artwork.
Tags: celebrity caricatures gallery
Views: 10083
Rating:
Buffering Paper with buffering written on it placed over RealPlayer logo on the building of Real Networks.
Tags: buffering
Views: 6985
Rating:
Beer Run It takes skill to carry 6 beers in your hands and mouth while riding a bike.
Tags: beer run
Views: 7192
Rating:
Burger King Ad Burger King advertising their real big burgers with this funny ad.
Tags: burger king ad
Views: 8520
Rating:
Cleaners Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention.
Tags: cleaners
Views: 7749
Rating:
Coffee Break Two firemen having a coffee break.
Tags: coffee break
Views: 8742
Rating:
Comedy "Not a minute without comedy" advertisement for Comedy Central.
Tags: comedy
Views: 8745
Rating:
With Stupid Funny guy holding "I'm with stupid" sign.
Tags: with stupid
Views: 9215
Rating:
Coca Cola Truck Transporting chemical toilets with Coca Cola truck? Not very sanitary.
Tags: coca cola truck
Views: 8074
Rating:
Football Dance Image showing two football players in funny dancing pose.
Tags: football dance
Views: 8191
Rating:
Shadow Flashing Shadow flashing during a Flashing in public seminar.
Tags: shadow flashing
Views: 9269
Rating:
Braille Superstore Interesting ad on Google for Braille products, many of which you have never seen before.
Tags: braille superstore
Views: 7751
Rating:
Wrong IM Window Embarrassing situation caused by the wrong instant messaging window.
Tags: wrong im window
Views: 9632
Rating:
Do Not Block These Doors Please do not block these doors unless we say: "Oh alright then, just this once".
Tags: not block these doors
Views: 7444
Rating:
Naughty Snowman Naughty snowman cartoon.
Tags: naughty snowman
Views: 13039
Rating:
Chicks Or Water What would you choose?
Tags: chicks water
Views: 8505
Rating:
Deer Hunter Hunter taking a nap while the deer eats his food.
Tags: deer hunter
Views: 14031
Rating:
German Shepherd Great warning sign: I make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds, can you?
Tags: german shepherd
Views: 8419
Rating:
Giraffe And Donkey Giraffe trying to have sex with a donkey.
Tags: giraffe donkey
Views: 10620
Rating:
Housewife Of The Year Funny looking fellow imitating Jessica Simpson's Rolling Stone cover.
Tags: housewife year
Views: 12241
Rating:
Passenger Seat Awkward place for a passenger seat.
Tags: passenger seat
Views: 8260
Rating:
Beer Spill This poor guy is working his ass off to fix this beer spill.
Tags: beer spill
Views: 8255
Rating:
Dog Stealing Your Prey What is that dog doing to the poor deer?
Tags: dog stealing your prey
Views: 8418
Rating:
Wasted Santa Funny picture of wasted Santa.
Tags: wasted santa
Views: 9191
Rating:
Speeding Excuse Q: Speeding. What's your excuse? A: Helping you bastards pay for donuts.
Tags: speeding excuse
Views: 8097
Rating:
Drive Carefully Drive carefully. We have two cemeteries, no hospital!
Tags: drive carefully
Views: 6940
Rating:
The Claw Stop for me, it's the Claw.
Tags: claw
Views: 7071
Rating:
Terrified Little girl going down the water slide with a terrified look on her face.
Tags: terrified
Views: 9998
Rating:
Too Drunk Man too drunk to stand trying to take a leak while lying on the ground.
Tags: too drunk
Views: 9725
Rating:
Stay Off The Grass What grass?
Tags: stay off grass
Views: 7548
Rating:
Lawn Mower Lazy ass man pulling his lawn mower with an ATV.
Tags: lawn mower
Views: 9218
Rating:
Dunk This Helpless defence man got owned.
Tags: dunk this
Views: 8089
Rating:
Weed Cigarettes Wouldn't this make things a lot easier for all the dope heads out there.
Tags: weed cigarettes
Views: 402058
Rating:
Selling Snowballs Industrious man selling snowballs for $100 a piece.
Tags: selling snowballs
Views: 10368
Rating:
Beware Of The Dog Bunch of cats taking a nap next to the beware of the dog sign.
Tags: beware dog sign
Views: 9802
Rating:
With And Without Flash See the difference between picture taken with Flash and the one taken without Flash.
Tags: with without flash
Views: 16828
Rating:
Wide Load Caution, wide load!
Tags: wide load
Views: 9821
Rating:
Prozac Don't worry be happy with this giant 1,000,000 mg Prozac pill.
Tags: prozac
Views: 8825
Rating:
Who Would Win Let the geek debating commence.
Tags: who would win
Views: 8731
Rating:
Dental Ad Excellent ads for dental services placed above bowling lanes.
Tags: dental ad
Views: 9577
Rating:
Poor Quality High Prices Well at least they're honest.
Tags: poor quality high prices
Views: 8190
Rating:
I Beat Anorexia Fat guy wearing funny "I beat anorexia" t-shirt.
Tags: beat anorexia
Views: 61093
Rating:
What Is She Doing What is she doing with that microphone?
Tags: what she doing
Views: 9777
Rating:
Closed When Flashing Road closed when flashing.
Tags: closed when flashing
Views: 8624
Rating:
Gay License Plate I would have this license plate changed.
Tags: gay license plate
Views: 7551
Rating:
Heineken Baby Bottle Teach them while they're young.
Tags: heineken baby bottle
Views: 17166
Rating:
Help Me It's too late for you now.
Tags: help me
Views: 8263
Rating:
Icicles If you ever wondered how icicles were created...
Tags: icicles
Views: 7645
Rating:
Hate Piercings A guy tattooed from head to toe wearing "I hate piercings" t-shirt.
Tags: hate piercings
Views: 10319
Rating:
Rigorous Fellatio Study Participants needed for rigorous fellatio research, would you be willing to assist?
Tags: rigorous fellatio study
Views: 8552
Rating:
LSD LSD, the beginning of something wonderful.
Tags: lsd
Views: 7377
Rating:
Idiot Tax This is a nice way to make some money on dumb tourists.
Tags: idiot tax
Views: 7856
Rating:
Michael Jackson Playing With Kids Play dates with Michael Jackson are always fun.
Tags: michael jackson playing with kids
Views: 176555
Rating:
Affordable Gas Prices Get it while it's cheap.
Tags: affordable gas prices
Views: 7683
Rating:
Wishing Well Be careful what you wish for.
Tags: wishing well
Views: 8891
Rating:
Kidsexchange What did you read first, Kid Sex Change or Kids Exchange?
Tags: kidsexchange
Views: 8257
Rating:
Women Tools Hammer and screwdriver set for women.
Tags: women tools
Views: 9669
Rating:
Police Laptop Out of date police officer using a typewriter instead of laptop.
Tags: police laptop
Views: 8516
Rating:
Sex License Plate SEX written on a license plate.
Tags: sex license plate
Views: 7109
Rating:
Local Police Are Targeting Local police are now targeting fat chicks!
Tags: local police targeting
Views: 7698
Rating:
It Is Safe Now Now no one can steal that bicycle.
Tags: safe now
Views: 8043
Rating:
Fastest Autofocus Funny ad for digital camera with fast autofocus.
Tags: fastest autofocus
Views: 10945
Rating:
Handful Funny picture of monkey with quite a handful of apples.
Tags: handful
Views: 7664
Rating:
Drunk Wheelchair Guy Drunk guy in a tipped over wheelchair.
Tags: drunk wheelchair guy
Views: 8086
Rating:
Mickey Riot Cop Those riot cops look like Mickey Mouse with those gas masks.
Tags: mickey riot cop
Views: 7754
Rating:
No Jokes Please No jokes please! Violators will be prosecuted.
Tags: jokes please
Views: 8994
Rating:
Handsome Couple What a handsome newlywed couple.
Tags: handsome couple
Views: 15107
Rating:
SWAT SWAT members in action.
Tags: swat
Views: 11430
Rating:
Problem Now what?
Tags: problem
Views: 9647
Rating:
P What P What? Pee here?
Tags: what
Views: 8462
Rating:
Not Drunk Yet Hot girl wearing a t-shirt that says: Don't bother I'm not drunk yet.
Tags: not drunk yet
Views: 12158
Rating:
PIN Number Paranoid husband hiding his wife with a jacket while she types in the PIN number in the ATM.
Tags: pin number
Views: 9594
Rating:
Disabled Parking Electric wheelchair parked at disabled parking space.
Tags: disabled parking
Views: 8679
Rating:
Unassembled Snowmen Unassembled snowmen for sale. Cheap.
Tags: unassembled snowmen
Views: 11742
Rating:
Stupid Woman Stupid woman turned the camera wrong way.
Tags: stupid woman
Views: 9450
Rating:
Truck 18 wheeler transporting a small toy truck.
Tags: truck
Views: 8618
Rating:
Stare Two teenagers staring at hot babes on the stage with their mouths open.
Tags: stare
Views: 11084
Rating:
Cold Water Rich man swimming while his butler stands on the yacht and pours hot water in the sea.
Tags: cold water
Views: 9226
Rating:
Brave Cat This brave cat is walking calmly in front of dozen lined up dogs.
Tags: brave cat
Views: 12195
Rating:
Funny Sign Any person caught collecting golf balls on the course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.
Tags: funny sign
Views: 9665
Rating:
Safe Car Picture of a car nailed down to the ground. This should prevent any attempts of stealing it.
Tags: safe car
Views: 8299
Rating:
Seatbelt Just because you're Santa doesn't mean you can drive without seatbelt on.
Tags: seatbelt cartoon
Views: 8753
Rating:
Rumours This is how office rumours start.
Tags: rumours
Views: 8923
Rating:
Slow Children Don't hunt slow children!
Tags: slow children
Views: 7600
Rating:
Moore Goode Dick Picture of 3 football players standing together and forming an interesting phrase with their names on jerseys.
Tags: moore goode dick
Views: 10537
Rating:
Pole In The Road It's interesting how no one thought it would be good to move that pole from the road.
Tags: pole road
Views: 8178
Rating:
Trophy Squirrel Two G.I. Joe's standing above their prey.
Tags: trophy squirrel
Views: 13945
Rating:
Twelve Big Inches Twelve big inches right on your table.
Tags: twelve big inches
Views: 8033
Rating:
Pigs Hedge Hedge shaped like two pigs boinking.
Tags: pigs hedge
Views: 7689
Rating:
Wild In Bed Some like it rough.
Tags: wild in bed
Views: 13826
Rating:
Blown Up Toilet Too much Mexican food?
Tags: blown toilet
Views: 7630
Rating:
Look Both Ways Interesting advertisement warning people to look both ways when they cross the road.
Tags: look both ways ad
Views: 8705
Rating:
Pull The Plug Baby with an evil grin on her face pulling the plug from her daddy's computer.
Tags: pull plug
Views: 7689
Rating:
Lady Michelin New tire model from Michelin, designed to please the ladies.
Tags: lady michelin
Views: 7294
Rating:
Funny T Shirt "Oh, I'm sorry, I hurt your feelings? Let me call an ambulance." written on a t-shirt.
Tags: t-shirt
Views: 7314
Rating:
Open Window This is what happens when you leave your car window open on a snowy day.
Tags: open window
Views: 7945
Rating:
Traffic Camera Few crazy people posing for traffic camera.
Tags: traffic camera
Views: 9194
Rating:
Hedgehogs Procreation This is why hedgehogs are becoming extinct.
Tags: hedgehogs procreation
Views: 6819
Rating:
Gamer Cat That's how you play the game!
Tags: gamer cat
Views: 6773
Rating:
Name Change Funny newspaper clip about a man who changed his name to Heywood Jablowme.
Tags: name change
Views: 7604
Rating:
112 kmh Backwards Lamborghini Gallardo's top speed: 112 km/h... backwards!
Tags: 112 kmh backwards
Views: 7723
Rating:
Cat With Lime Helmet Funny picture of a cat with lime helmet.
Tags: cat with lime helmet
Views: 9456
Rating:
19th Hole Nude man running on a golf course with "19th hole" written on his back with an arrow pointing to his butt.
Tags: 19th hole
Views: 7284
Rating:
Anal Exams Someone had a little fun with the Lexington middle school sign and changed it from final exams to anal exams.
Tags: anal exams
Views: 7608
Rating:
Clinton Early Years This is what Clinton was like in his early years.
Tags: clinton early years
Views: 6754
Rating:
Beer Loving Squirrel Picture of a squirrel drinking from a beer can through a straw.
Tags: beer loving squirrel
Views: 6798
Rating:
Busy Kangaroos Son, don't bother the kangaroos while they're busy.
Tags: busy kangaroos
Views: 7354
Rating:
Hidden Settings These hidden settings in Windows explain a lot.
Tags: hidden settings
Views: 9098
Rating:
Gangsta Sesame Street Sesame Street characters with guns and booze.
Tags: gangsta sesame street
Views: 29010
Rating:
Fortune Cookie Imagine you open your fortune cookie after a nice Chinese dinner and read: that wasn't chicken.
Tags: fortune cookie
Views: 7668
Rating:
Court Swearing In Bill Clinton at court swearing in.
Tags: court swearing in
Views: 7545
Rating:
Flame Gun Who knew flame gun could be used in so many ways.
Tags: flame gun
Views: 7091
Rating:
George W Bush George W Bush, literally.
Tags: george w bush
Views: 12312
Rating:
Eat More Chicken These cows seem to think that humans should eat more chicken.
Tags: eat more chicken
Views: 8959
Rating:
No Underwear You shouldn't wear kit on a windy day.
Tags: no underwear
Views: 15205
Rating:
Man Sells Own Urine Newspaper headline about a man who sells his own urine so people can pass drug tests.
Tags: man sells own urine
Views: 6807
Rating:
KKK Meets St Peter When KKK member met St. Peter.
Tags: kkk meets peter
Views: 8679
Rating:
Iron Man Competition Funny iron man competition drawing.
Tags: iron man competition
Views: 12953
Rating:
Mandarin Airlines Mandarin airlines, safe way to travel.
Tags: mandarin airlines
Views: 8044
Rating:
Taco Bell Hiring Taco Bell now hiring all shits?
Tags: taco bell hiring
Views: 7575
Rating:
Santa Airplane Funny body paint with Santa splashed on the airplane nose.
Tags: santa airplane
Views: 9640
Rating:
Rabbit On Chicken I bet you didn't know where Easter eggs came from!
Tags: rabbit on chicken
Views: 6576
Rating:
Tampon Prank When you fall a sleep with a wrong crowd, you get a tampon stuck in your mouth.
Tags: tampon prank
Views: 12416
Rating:
Letter From Dumb Teacher Dumb teacher wrote a letter to explain why he gave detention to the kid who corrected him when he said that one kilometer was greater than one mile.
Tags: letter dumb teacher
Views: 9488
Rating:
Chuck Was Here Chuck Norris was here!
Tags: chuck was here
Views: 7037
Rating:
Beach Balls Funny newspaper clip about a man who got his balls stuck between two slats of wood on the chair.
Tags: beach balls
Views: 6574
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Kids Leave The Group Two kids leaving the group.
Tags: kids leave group
Views: 7305
Rating:
How To Confuse An Idiot
Tags: how confuse idiot
Views: 8372
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Convicts Cool cartoon about two dumb convicts.
Tags: convicts
Views: 7212
Rating:
Submarine Racing Championship World Submarine Racing Championship 2008.
Tags: submarine racing championship
Views: 6934
Rating:
Only Dog Knows Only the dog knows for sure.
Tags: only dog knows
Views: 6572
Rating:
Voting For Dummies A brand new book in "... for dummies" collection.
Tags: voting for dummies
Views: 5255
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Tree Cool tree that looks like a hand with a pointed finger.
Tags: tree
Views: 6435
Rating:
Nice Mercedes "Nice" looking Mercedes logo made out of wire.
Tags: nice mercedes
Views: 6077
Rating:
Learn Chinese Read this out loud and you will be learning Chinese in no time.
Tags: learn chinese
Views: 8056
Rating:
Technology Is Everywhere Dani People of Papua with a Sony Vaio Laptop.
Tags: technology everywhere
Views: 8733
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Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Please drive safely because unmarked nuclear warheads travel these roads.
Tags: unmarked nuclear warheads
Views: 6405
Rating:
When In Doubt ... act stupid!
Tags: when in doubt
Views: 6647
Rating:
Anti Alcohol Old anti alcohol campaign: Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours! Not sure how effective this was.
Tags: anti alcohol
Views: 8978
Rating:
Stuck We all get stuck sometimes, but remember that not everyone who shows up is there to help you.
Tags: stuck
Views: 7050
Rating:
How Is Your Day Going So far so good?
Tags: how is your day going
Views: 8480
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Wife W.I.F.E. = washing, ironing, f***ing, etc.
Tags: wife
Views: 8599
Rating:
Do Whatever You Want It seems that "do whatever the f*** you want" has double meaning.
Tags: do whatever you want
Views: 7380
Rating:
How I Roll This is how I roll!
Tags: how roll
Views: 6151
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Half Dog Half Owl Picture of a dog twisting his head like an owl.
Tags: half dog half owl
Views: 6520
Rating:
My Bucket Walrus has a bucket.
Tags: my bucket
Views: 6141
Rating:
Tired Cat Tired kitten passed out in the bowl of cat food.
Tags: tired cat
Views: 6570
Rating:
Learn Chinese Another easy way to read Chinese, just tilt your head to the right.
Tags: learn chinese
Views: 13189
Rating:
Cat Wack Off WTF man?! Knock first!
Tags: cat wack off
Views: 9861
Rating:
Look Who The Police Caught That's not the tattoo you want to be having in this situation.
Tags: look who police caught
Views: 11714
Rating:
Fortune Cookie Fortune cookie wisdom: go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.
Tags: fortune cookie
Views: 7578
Rating:
Minesweeper Imagine that, only one mine left and you die.
Tags: minesweeper
Views: 8237
Rating:
Who Brought The Cat Come on guys, who brought the cat?
Tags: who brought the cat
Views: 7756
Rating:
Harry Potter Weird scene from Harry Potter movie shared with you thanks to the Internet.
Tags: harry potter
Views: 12049
Rating:
EMO Kids Why oh why?
Tags: emo kids
Views: 7177
Rating:
Are You A Geek Are you a geek? If you can read this you probably are. For the rest of you this is what is says: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours damn right it's better than yours, I could teach you but I'd have to charge.
Tags: are you geek
Views: 7074
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BSOD Tattoo Biggest nerd ever just got a new tattoo.
Tags: bsod tattoo
Views: 8597
Rating:
Fence What do you do when your neighbour won't pay half of the cost for a fence? Paint her side pink!
Tags: fence
Views: 7456
Rating:
Army Humor Look here, smile, wait for flash.
Tags: army humor
Views: 7208
Rating:
Not Funny Here's a nice little pic you can use to let someone know he's not funny.
Tags: not funny
Views: 8036
Rating:
Internet Warning Signs Funny Internet warnings signs collection created to warn you about the dangers online.
Tags: internet warning signs
Views: 32692
Rating:
Im With Stupid Classic "I'm with stupid" sign.
Tags: with stupid
Views: 7122
Rating:
MySpace Things are not always what they seem to be.
Tags: myspace
Views: 10735
Rating:
Goodbye Friends Pigeon watching his fellow birds get roasted.
Tags: goodbye friends
Views: 11183
Rating:
Back To School Stop Special promotion for the new school year: condoms!
Tags: back to school stop
Views: 6096
Rating:
Cuddle For Food New begging technique, cuddle for food.
Tags: cuddle for food
Views: 5215
Rating:
Powerful Stream This kid has some good pipes.
Tags: powerful strem
Views: 6594
Rating:
Laid By The Best Newspaper ad for a carpet specialist with funny title.
Tags: laid best
Views: 5673
Rating:
Office Assistant Office Assistant can even help you write your suicide note.
Tags: office assistant
Views: 6833
Rating:
Erin Brockovich Erin Brockovich Screwed My dog Skip.
Tags: erin brockovich
Views: 5429
Rating:
Letter To Dr Ruth A letter to Dr. Ruth from a woman who's husband always wants to have sex with her, no matter what she's doing.
Tags: letter dr ruth
Views: 7994
Rating:
Florida Election Recount Count and total black dots for Al Gore and white dots for George Bush. Recount to confirm.
Tags: florida election recount
Views: 6206
Rating:
On Another Line No, you can't talk to my boss now, he's on another line.
Tags: on another line cartoon
Views: 6420
Rating:
Drink And Fly Witch on a broom stuck in the tree with the sign don't drink and fly at the bottom of the tree.
Tags: drink and fly
Views: 5644
Rating:
Weed Baby The baby on this image looks just like it's smoking an invisible joint.
Tags: weed baby
Views: 6965
Rating:
Cow Wash This man brought his cow to a car wash and calmly started washing.
Tags: cow wash
Views: 5541
Rating:
Dog Under A Chair Only a tiny chair stands between this little dog and certain death.
Tags: dog under chair
Views: 5800
Rating:
Pick A Winner What a great picture, man picking his nose siting in front of advertisement saying: "Visit Las Vegas. Come pick a winner!"
Tags: pick winner
Views: 5867
Rating:
Redneck Swimming Pool Fill the back of your pickup with water and enjoy your new redneck swimming pool.
Tags: redneck swimming pool
Views: 6449
Rating:
Lobster Thief This is an interesting article about a man who tried to steal lobsters by shoving them in his pants.
Tags: lobster thief
Views: 6022
Rating:
Reality TV Reality TV in the chicken world.
Tags: reality tv
Views: 5463
Rating:
Hand Car Wash What, nobody needs a car wash? How come?
Tags: hand car wash
Views: 5830
Rating:
Tequilatubby I think kids would really love this Teletubby.
Tags: tequilatubby
Views: 5366
Rating:
Sit Ups It must be really hard to do sit ups with those huge boobs pushing you down.
Tags: sit ups
Views: 9513
Rating:
Titanic Sank Again Van with Titanic written on it fell in to the sea.
Tags: titanic sank again
Views: 5577
Rating:
Loose Tongue Message from the pastor of West Side church of God: loose tongue often gets into a tight place.
Tags: loose tongue
Views: 6427
Rating:
Effective Birth Control The most effective birth control know to man.
Tags: effective birth control cartoon
Views: 8101
Rating:
Goodbye Cruel World Poor kitty decided to end this cruel life.
Tags: goodbye cruel world
Views: 5321
Rating:
Need Beer Huge "need beer" message written in the snow in the middle of nowhere.
Tags: need beer
Views: 5635
Rating:
Cat Carrier Brand new feline transportation system.
Tags: cat carrier
Views: 5767
Rating:
One Glass Per Day My doctor said "Only 1 glass of alcohol per day". I can live with that.
Tags: one glass per day
Views: 7300
Rating:
Put A Cork In It CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary but could still be used to form a sentence. One caller was especially good at it.
Tags: put cork newspaper
Views: 6735
Rating:
Friendship Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth.
Tags: friendship
Views: 5810
Rating:
Weener Kleener Weener Kleener soap designed to clean your weener like never before.
Tags: weener kleener
Views: 5908
Rating:
Logo Design Fail Look what happens to this logo when you turn it 90 degrees.
Tags: logo design fail
Views: 7754
Rating:
Black Sheep There's always one crazy mofo in the family.
Tags: black sheep
Views: 7433
Rating:
Before And After Bath Two fluffy dogs looking not so fluffy after a bath.
Tags: before after bath
Views: 6768
Rating:
Pumpkin Throwing Up Great decoration for your Halloween party, a pumpkin throwing up.
Tags: pumpkin throwing up
Views: 8096
Rating:
Bier Ist Gut Beer is good says the doctor. Truer words have never been said.
Tags: bier ist gut
Views: 5069
Rating:
Last Page Of The Internet You have reached the very last page of the Internet. Now turn off your computer and go outside and play.
Tags: last page internet
Views: 7892
Rating:
Giraffe Giraffe looking in through airplane window.
Tags: giraffe
Views: 7183
Rating:
Satisfaction Guaranteed Satisfaction guaranteed with every erection written on the back of a truck.
Tags: satisfaction guaranteed
Views: 6510
Rating:
Fun Summer Job Wanna fun summer job? Make porn!
Tags: fun summer job
Views: 6542
Rating:
Things Men Know About Women They know women have breasts, and that's about it.
Tags: things men know about women
Views: 7490
Rating:
No TP No more toilet paper, you're f-ed now.
Tags: no tp
Views: 6093
Rating:
Sexy Beast Dog lying on the couch showing his thong.
Tags: sexy beast
Views: 6743
Rating:
Fire In Our Building We are experiencing fire in our building, we will return in a moment.
Tags: fire building
Views: 5902
Rating:
If You Tell Her You Love Her If you tell her you love her, she might not make you wear a condom.
Tags: you tell her love
Views: 7265
Rating:
Been Laid A geek sitting on the bench with in a way that the ad behind him says: Been Laid?
Tags: been laid
Views: 5921
Rating:
Michael Jackson Cameo Did you know that Michael Jackson had a cameo in Planet of the Apes?
Tags: michael jackson cameo
Views: 10155
Rating:
Mystery Bottle Will you try the mystery bottle?
Tags: mystery bottle
Views: 6137
Rating:
Babysitter Wanted Hello, I'm Michael Jackson responding to the babysitter wanted ad.
Tags: babysitter wanted
Views: 6426
Rating:
Wish You Were Beer Famous line: Wish you were here, transformed into a better one: Wish you were beer!
Tags: wish you were beer
Views: 5178
Rating:
Need Cash A man begging for money with a sign that says: need cash for alcohol research.
Tags: need cash alcohol
Views: 6303
Rating:
Cat Shower Poor cat, she looks so sad.
Tags: cat shower
Views: 6537
Rating:
Online Auctioneers Please put some clothes on when photographing shiny objects.
Tags: online auctioneers
Views: 7175
Rating:
Vegan Post It Response to a message from a vegan not wanting pizza in shared refrigerator.
Tags: vegan post
Views: 6916
Rating:
Michael Jackson Matryoshka Doll Michael Jackson matryoshka doll, with every doll there's less and less pieces of his face, just like real life.
Tags: michael jackson matryoshka doll
Views: 5154
Rating:
Baby Floor Polish Put your babies to good use with this invention.
Tags: baby floor polish
Views: 7483
Rating:
Lost Dog 3 legs, blind in left eye, missing right ear, tail broken, recently castrated... Answers to the name of "Lucky".
Tags: lost dog
Views: 7185
Rating:
Cock Polishing Services It's amazing that no one thought that Cock would be a bad name for a polishing service company.
Tags: cock polishing services
Views: 7819
Rating:
Trick Or Treat Creepy guy dressed for Halloween.
Tags: trick treat
Views: 7751
Rating:
New Toy Yoda A Hooters waitress was promised a new Toyota for wining a beer sales contest, little did she know that instead of the car, the prize was a new toy Yoda.
Tags: new toy yoda
Views: 9831
Rating:
Mommy Has A Big Fat Ass I'm sure mommy will be happy when she sees that.
Tags: mommy big fat ass
Views: 10191
Rating:
Newlyweds Name Match Newlyweds last names can make an interesting combination.
Tags: newlyweds name match
Views: 9100
Rating:
Sick My Duck You'll never make it with the girls if you stay out of school.
Tags: sick my duck
Views: 6969
Rating:
Wish My Lawn Was EMO I wish my laws was EMO so it would cut itself.
Tags: wish lawn emo
Views: 7496
Rating:
Porn Porn, it puts our children in harms way.
Tags: porn
Views: 7956
Rating:
Teacher Boner Teacher teaching his class with a boner.
Tags: teacher boner
Views: 12847
Rating:
Snowman Massacre What's a snowman without blood?
Tags: snowman massacre
Views: 8604
Rating:
Cat Lamp Cat's eyes lighting up like she was plugged in the wall jack.
Tags: cat lamp
Views: 6721
Rating:
Ninja Entry One way street sign turned into a ninja entry sign.
Tags: ninja entry
Views: 7367
Rating:
Wat Be careful who you chat with on the Internet.
Tags: wat
Views: 10030
Rating:
Car With AC For Sale Car with air conditioning for sale, cheap.
Tags: car with ac for sale
Views: 7300
Rating:
PDF File PDF file and pedophile, know the difference!
Tags: pdf file
Views: 9003
Rating:
Free T-Shirt Free t-shirt with a negative drug test. That will stop drug use.
Tags: free t-shirt
Views: 6568
Rating:
7-Legged Spider A man who couldn't pay an overdue account decided to settle the debt with the drawing of a spider he made.
Tags: legged spider
Views: 8090
Rating:
Stock Market This is how stock market actually works, nowadays more true than ever.
Tags: stock market
Views: 8593
Rating:
I Has A Headache Honee? Not now, I has a headache.
Tags: has headache
Views: 7646
Rating:
Cow Lover This is what some farmers do when they think no one is looking.
Tags: cow lover
Views: 10052
Rating:
Pregant Pregant is where the baby sucks the blood for 6 months.
Tags: pregant
Views: 8480
Rating:
Do Not Drop Cigarette Butts Please do not drop your cigarette butts on the ground. The fish crawl out to smoke them and we are trying to get them to quit.
Tags: drop cigarette butts
Views: 7910
Rating:
Porn Star Old woman wearing a t-shirt that says porn star.
Tags: porn star
Views: 7217
Rating:
Chain Mail You gotta try this, if you send it to 5 people absolutely nothing will happen.
Tags: chain mail
Views: 8594
Rating:
White Whale Split your lungs with blood and thunder when you see the white whale.
Tags: white whale
Views: 10167
Rating:
Redneck House Alarm Example of redneck house alarm, works better than any of that modern crap.
Tags: redneck house alarm
Views: 8577
Rating:
Owned Poor kid got so scared when the cops got him, he pissed his pants.
Tags: owned
Views: 18630
Rating:
Airport Reboot Gigantic information screen at the airport showing boot screen.
Tags: airport reboot
Views: 7486
Rating:
Addicted Be careful how much time you spend online.
Tags: addicted
Views: 7740
Rating:
Air Guitar It's amazing what you can sell on Ebay, this person sold his air guitar.
Tags: air guitar
Views: 7628
Rating:
Garbage Truck Garbage truck decorated with inflatable sex doll.
Tags: garbage truck
Views: 13359
Rating:
Happy Holidays Hope you find the wonderful surprises you deserve under the Christmas tree.
Tags: happy holidays
Views: 6875
Rating:
Godly Kitten Cute kitten glowing in the sunshine.
Tags: godly kitten
Views: 9522
Rating:
Black Metal Weather If a black metal band ever read the weather forecast it would go something like this.
Tags: black metal weather
Views: 8541
Rating:
Suicide Plug Commiting suicide has never been easier, just put two fingers in the Suicide Plug and plug it an electric socket.
Tags: suicide plug
Views: 10210
Rating:
Out Of Service Pussy temporary out of service, but hand job and blow job very OK.
Tags: out service
Views: 10426
Rating:
Copy Paste Two cute baby twins, one wearing t-shirt that says "copy", the other one "paste".
Tags: copy paste
Views: 9340
Rating:
Scary Girl Little girl with a scary smile on her face standing in front of a burning house.
Tags: scary girl
Views: 15410
Rating:
Shadow Does this shadow remind you of anything?
Tags: shadow
Views: 7487
Rating:
Meetings Meetings, the practical alternative to work.
Tags: meetings
Views: 8321
Rating:
Toilet Drunk Drunk man passed out with his head in the urinal.
Tags: toilet drunk
Views: 17378
Rating:
Hockey Kiss Two hockey players sharing a tender moment with the crowd.
Tags: hockey kiss
Views: 13075
Rating:
Evil Daughter Don't you just hate it when your evil daughter ruins a perfectly good family photo?
Tags: evil daughter
Views: 12961
Rating:
Wash Your Hands Please wash your hands passengers, step on the cock for water.
Tags: wash your hands
Views: 8747
Rating:
Die Slowly Welcome to Alston, please die slowly.
Tags: die slowly
Views: 7100
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Scissors Child's drawing of scissors.
Tags: scissors
Views: 7672
Rating:
Women Women, know your place!
Tags: women
Views: 11108
Rating:
Rage Little girl filled with rage.
Tags: rage
Views: 6989
Rating:
American Beauty Don't bother scrolling down, there's nothing to see there...
Tags: american beauty
Views: 8050
Rating:
Hores Story about "hores" written by a child.
Tags: hores
Views: 10830
Rating:
Fat Kid Fat kid downing an ice cream while the ice cream man watches in wonder.
Tags: fat kid
Views: 19472
Rating:
Wanted You'll need to read between the lines to get the real message of this ad.
Tags: wanted
Views: 8814
Rating:
Cave Explorer Who's ready for cave explorer?
Tags: cave explorer
Views: 15197
Rating:
Fat Bench This bench is put here in memory of Leonard Bell, who hated fat people.
Tags: fat bench
Views: 9011
Rating:
Disney Desperate Housewives Disney's version of Desperate Housewives.
Tags: disney desperate housewives
Views: 9400
Rating:
Tampax Costume Another interesting Halloween costume.
Tags: tampax costume
Views: 6887
Rating:
Attention All Personnel Roundhouse kicks to the face will continue until moral improves. Thank you. - Chuck Norris
Tags: attention all personnel
Views: 6517
Rating:
Cotton Balls This store decided that cotton balls were the best product to honor Black History Month.
Tags: cotton balls
Views: 10270
Rating:
Background Could you ask for a better photo background that two dogs doing it? I think not.
Tags: background
Views: 8477
Rating:
Copier Accident Copier doesn't work? No problem, I'll fix it.
Tags: copier accident
Views: 11537
Rating:
Marshmallows Ad Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy marshmallows, which are kinda the same thing.
Tags: marshmallows
Views: 7029
Rating:
When I Grow Up (Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day) Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith
Tags: when grow
Views: 8962
Rating:
No Babies "No babies!" written on a dumpster.
Tags: no babies
Views: 5827
Rating:
Restoration Cost This is what happens when you don't participate in your building restoration costs.
Tags: restoration cost
Views: 6889
Rating:
Restaurant Ad What about advertising your restaurant with this slogan: There's plenty of room for all God's creatures... Right next to the mashed potatoes.
Tags: restaurant ad
Views: 6525
Rating:
That Will Hold It There's nothing a little duct tape can't fix.
Tags: that will hold
Views: 8671
Rating:
Breaking News Cannabis legalized in the state of New York.
Tags: breaking news
Views: 7566
Rating:
Obama Snowball Barack Obama throwing a snowball at a cat.
Tags: obama snowball
Views: 8592
Rating:
WOW Ownage World of Warcraft n00b got owned!
Tags: wow ownage
Views: 7271
Rating:
Avoid A Ticket This is how you avoid getting a ticket.
Tags: avoid ticket
Views: 9480
Rating:
Help Wanted 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin wanted for elaborate practical joke.
Tags: help wanted
Views: 6061
Rating:
Puppy Owns Halo Halo got owned by a small puppy.
Tags: puppy owns halo
Views: 18033
Rating:
20k Monthly If you made 20k monthly, would you drive a crap car like that?
Tags: 20k monthly
Views: 6533
Rating:
Slippery When Wet Caution! Slippery when wet!
Tags: slippery when wet
Views: 13093
Rating:
Reese Witherspoon Reese Witherspoon and Reese Withoutaspoon.
Tags: reese witherspoon
Views: 7039
Rating:
Democrats Suck Bush White House staff did some redecorating for the new Administration.
Tags: democrats suck
Views: 5791
Rating:
P Diddy 1 Dollar Bill P. Diddy was very surprised to find a 1 Dollar bill in his pocket.
Tags: diddy dollar bill
Views: 14754
Rating: