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Santa Headstone If you were expecting something for Christmas, DON'T!
Tags: santa
Views: 3921
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Dog Beggar Can you spare some change for a hungry dog?
Tags: dogs
Views: 1768
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Heated Bike Seat With this brand new invention, your butt will never be cold again.
Tags: inventions
Views: 1416
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Like Owner Like Dog You know what they say, like owner like dog. This is a perfect example.
Tags: dogs
Views: 1854
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Bad Day No matter how bad your day is, remember that it can always get worse.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 3190
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Drunk Guy Prank Be careful who you drink with, or else you might end up like this guy.
Tags: drunk
Views: 5351
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Not Gay If your license plate starts with "GAY" there's really no other option than to place a "I'M NOT" sticker in front of it and set things right.
Tags: cars
Views: 2361
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Safe Cyber Sex If you would need protection for cyber sex, this could be the way to do it.
Tags: computers
Views: 2524
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Mirrored License Plate Check out what you get when you look at X32 IARO license plate in the rear view mirror.
Tags: cars
Views: 2719
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Color Your Sister Look what she did to her sister with a magic marker.
Tags: kids
Views: 2067
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Kama Sutra Book When your "big boned" wife starts to read Kama Sutra, you might want to make a run for it.
Tags: people
Views: 2575
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Nice Catch To catch a mermaid, you have to use the right bait.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 2683
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Santa Taking A Dump You know you've been bad when Santa takes a dump in your chimney.
Tags: santa
Views: 1827
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Young At Heart It doesn't matter how old you are if you feel young at heart.
Tags: people
Views: 1985
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Smithandwesson Ad If you could advertise guns, this is what the ad would look like.
Tags: ads
Views: 2621
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School Spelling You have six letters, and your only job is to spell the same word over and over again. How hard can it be?
Tags: signs
Views: 2039
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Road Lines This is one of the jobs where everybody can tell you were drunk when you were doing it.
Tags: work
Views: 1969
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Print Screen How to print something when you don't have a printer, or you do have a printer but you're a blonde?
Tags: computers
Views: 2245
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Parking Tracks You can tell a lot from parking tracks in the snow.
Tags: cars
Views: 2677
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Pool Keg Living the dream, all the beer you need and no need to go to the toilet.
Tags: keg
Views: 2222
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Garage Poster If you cant afford a BMW, place this poster on your garage door. That should make your neighbors jealous.
Tags: cars
Views: 3195
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Dont Need Men With this new invention, you'll never be alone at night.
Tags: inventions
Views: 2894
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Internet Dating That's what happens when you meet someone online.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 2221
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Contradicting Signs The sign on the top says you have to go left, while the sign on the bottom says you can't.
Tags: signs
Views: 4243
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Contradicting Signs 2 In case of fire, which way will you go?
Tags: signs
Views: 2045
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Plane Broke Down This is something you don't see every day. A plane broke down and landed on the highway. The owner is probably calling AAA.
Tags: plane
Views: 1973
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Good Acceleration This is a perfect way to test your cars acceleration. If the dog stays on the seat your car sucks.
Tags: dogs cars
Views: 2155
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Wet Cat You can see the terror in her eyes.
Tags: cats
Views: 10600
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Cat Optical Illusion By looking at the first picture you would think that the cat is leaning on the wall. But, as you can see on the second picture, she is in fact lying on the road.
Tags: cats illusions
Views: 2804
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Say I Love You Learn how to say I love you in 20 different languages.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 2740
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Car On The Balcony Here's something you don't see every day: a car on the balcony. How did they get it up there and, more importantly, wtf is it doing there?
Tags: cars
Views: 2071
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You Are Here
Tags: cartoon
Views: 2092
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Dog Licking The Owner This is for all you dog owners who like to be licked by your dog.
Tags: dogs cartoon
Views: 2564
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How You See Yourself What matters most is how you see yourself.
Tags: cats
Views: 1977
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Longest Town Name Where were you this summer? Ummm, in Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaunga- horonukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu.
Tags: sign
Views: 2607
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On Fire How dumb must you be to draw a smiley face on a paper bag, put it on your head and light it on fire?
Tags: dumb
Views: 2132
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Cubicle Curtain With a curtain like this you can go and have some fun while your boss thinks you're working.
Tags: cubicle
Views: 2398
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Red And Green Traffic Light What do you do when both red and green light is on?
Tags: traffic light
Views: 1904
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Rock Climbing Sign Rock climbing is 1 km straight, and when you're done, the hospital is just to the right.
Tags: signs
Views: 1903
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Batman And Batgirl Logo I think you can tell which is which.
Tags: batman
Views: 4422
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How To Steal A Car Get a few of your buddies and load it on the truck.
Tags: cars
Views: 2211
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We Spik Inglish Welcom turist, we spik Inglish. Sure you do, just not very well.
Tags: english
Views: 2337
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No Parking Sign Don't park near my house! Get your own wireless!
Tags: signs
Views: 2239
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Bad Place To Advertise You have big, fat McDonalds on one side and starving children in Africa on the other.
Tags: advertisement
Views: 2468
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Bike Locks You've seen those pictures when all that's left of the bicycle is a locked wheel? That won't happen to this bike.
Tags: locks
Views: 3375
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Bloody Tampon Costume This is one of the most insane Halloween costumes ever, I present to you the truly unique: bloody tampon costume.
Tags: tampon costume halloween
Views: 25417
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Bridge Warning If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge.
Tags: bridge sign
Views: 2917
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Bush Made Baby Cry Yeah kid, I know how you feel.
Tags: bush baby
Views: 2580
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Lesbian Bride How would you feel if your new wife kissed her bridesmaid on your wedding day? Turned on?
Tags: lesbian
Views: 7761
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Virgins Once you pop, you can't stop.
Tags: virgins
Views: 2981
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Weird Mouse Design Strangely designed mouse on a computer shop sign. Does that remind you of something?
Tags: sign
Views: 2611
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Why Pay There are more people watching from the building than from the stands. But why pay if you can watch the game for free?
Tags: pay
Views: 3027
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Payment Options Don't have any cash for the toll? Don't worry, as you can see from the last sign there are other means of payment.
Tags: payment
Views: 4752
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Accessible Toilet Jump up to reach the ladder, then climb up the ladder through the hole in the floor and you're there. If that is not accessible than I don't know what is.
Tags: toilet
Views: 2605
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Bicycle No Parking Sign Don't park your bicycle here sign and a lot of parked bicycles next to it. Why should anyone obey it, you can't get a parking ticket for a bicycle.
Tags: sign bicycle
Views: 2516
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Parking For Women Parking place in Germany made for women, as you can see, it's not wide enough.
Tags: parking women
Views: 2583
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Hits On Website One spider says to another: how many hits did you get on your website?
Tags: cartoon website
Views: 4768
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Wrong And Right Way Ladies do not climb ladders without a male colleague for support. The picture below shows the right and wrong way (note that these instructions are only valid if you are wearing a skirt).
Tags: cartoon ladies
Views: 3944
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Take Your Car If you are driving home please don't forget to take your car.
Tags: sign driving
Views: 2598
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Stop Eating Animals Someone added a sticker saying "eating animals" below a STOP sign, and some joker sprayed "I'll never" above all that. Add all that together and you get: I'll never stop eating animals.
Tags: stop animals
Views: 3066
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Say And Write So you don't spell duck with an F?
Tags: duck
Views: 44843
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No Fishing Sign No fishing from the bridge sign on a very tall bridge. A bit pointless warning if you ask me.
Tags: sign fishing
Views: 2926
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Horse Driving Shotgun If you can drive a dog in your car, why not a horse?
Tags: horse
Views: 2494
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WC Sign If you need to go, pick a spot.
Tags: wc sign
Views: 2533
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Police Car Towed I don't know about you, but looking at this photo makes me fell so warm inside.
Tags: police towed
Views: 2527
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WC 15 km You're just gonna have to hold it in for the next 15 km.
Tags: wc sign
Views: 2289
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Sorted By Size Which urinal would you use? Be honest!
Tags: toilet size
Views: 3341
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Paper Recycling Invention It's pretty obvious how this is supposed to work, by pedaling you wipe your behind and roll the paper on a new roll. When the paper is gone you simply put the roll back on the top and use it over and over again.
Tags: recycling invention
Views: 3095
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Bored Soldiers Young soldiers sleeping in the class room, must have been one boring lecture.
Tags: soldiers
Views: 2870
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Stolen Bike When you chain the wheel they steel the rest of the bike, this man chained the bike but they stole everything they could. You just can't win.
Tags: stolen bike
Views: 2438
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Notice Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing has been noted... and will be reported to the authorities.
Tags: notice sign
Views: 2587
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Hard Disk The hard disk you've been waiting for: you get 10MB of space for only $3398. Ah, the good old days.
Tags: hard disk
Views: 2475
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I Hate You Geeky way to dump somebody.
Tags: hate you keyboard
Views: 2560
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The Power Of Books They blow up your mind.
Tags: power books
Views: 2821
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Where Will You Go Where will you go when every direction is forbidden?
Tags: where will you go
Views: 3096
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Funny Traffic Lights What happens when disgruntled worker has his revenge? Well, you get funny traffic lights with shapes of people taking a dump or taking a leak.
Tags: traffic lights gallery
Views: 6782
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Good Listener Man you are such a good listener.
Tags: good listener
Views: 2687
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Cheap Security Security guard painted on the wall, if you need cheap security this is your solution.
Tags: cheap security
Views: 2475
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Body Catalogue Imagine if you could choose your body from a catalogue, wouldn't that be nice.
Tags: body catalogue
Views: 2668
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Show Me Your Tits Funny show me your tits cartoon.
Tags: show me your tits cartoon
Views: 8658
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Price Cut Giant price cut at Woolworth, if you hurry you might save up 1c.
Tags: price cut
Views: 2270
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Funny Flat Screen TV Want a flat screen TV but all you got is regular? No problem, just make a giant hole in the wall and push your television in it.
Tags: flat screen tv gallery
Views: 2880
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Not You Again Welcoming door mat.
Tags: not you again
Views: 2112
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Boy And His Balloon What you got there little boy?
Tags: boy balloon
Views: 2211
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Sleeping On The Job Some security dog you got there.
Tags: sleeping job
Views: 2371
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Asus Repair Kit Hammer is all you need to repair Asus motherboards.
Tags: asus repair kit
Views: 2348
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Beer Run It takes skill to carry 6 beers in your hands and mouth while riding a bike.
Tags: beer run
Views: 2276
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Cleaners Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention.
Tags: cleaners
Views: 3157
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Braille Superstore Interesting ad on Google for Braille products, many of which you have never seen before.
Tags: braille superstore
Views: 2959
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Chicks Or Water What would you choose?
Tags: chicks water
Views: 3382
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German Shepherd Great warning sign: I make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds, can you?
Tags: german shepherd
Views: 3202
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Dog Stealing Your Prey What is that dog doing to the poor deer?
Tags: dog stealing your prey
Views: 3240
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Durex Condoms or babies, your choice.
Tags: condoms babies
Views: 4694
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Speeding Excuse Q: Speeding. What's your excuse? A: Helping you bastards pay for donuts.
Tags: speeding excuse
Views: 3194
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Exit Closed "Exit 329 closed. Sucks to be you, but I got fired today so don't expect any help."
Tags: exit closed
Views: 3373
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Heineken Baby Bottle Teach them while they're young.
Tags: heineken baby bottle
Views: 3289
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Help Me It's too late for you now.
Tags: help me
Views: 3033
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Icicles If you ever wondered how icicles were created...
Tags: icicles
Views: 2761
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Rigorous Fellatio Study Participants needed for rigorous fellatio research, would you be willing to assist?
Tags: rigorous fellatio study
Views: 3228
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If You Vote For Bush If you vote for Bush, you are a f***ing idiot.
Tags: vote bush
Views: 2954
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Wishing Well Be careful what you wish for.
Tags: wishing well
Views: 3304
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Kidsexchange What did you read first, Kid Sex Change or Kids Exchange?
Tags: kidsexchange
Views: 3301
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No Parking Zone You can't park there, read the sign man!
Tags: no parking zone
Views: 3310
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Seatbelt Just because you're Santa doesn't mean you can drive without seatbelt on.
Tags: seatbelt cartoon
Views: 3358
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Twelve Big Inches Twelve big inches right on your table.
Tags: twelve big inches
Views: 3137
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Funny T Shirt "Oh, I'm sorry, I hurt your feelings? Let me call an ambulance." written on a t-shirt.
Tags: t-shirt
Views: 2296
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Open Window This is what happens when you leave your car window open on a snowy day.
Tags: open window
Views: 2509
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Gamer Cat That's how you play the game!
Tags: gamer cat
Views: 2110
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Fortune Cookie Imagine you open your fortune cookie after a nice Chinese dinner and read: that wasn't chicken.
Tags: fortune cookie
Views: 2299
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If You Can Read This If you can read this the bitch fell off.
Tags: if you can read this
Views: 2343
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No Underwear You shouldn't wear kit on a windy day.
Tags: no underwear
Views: 3074
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Stinky Job And you thought your job stinks?
Tags: stinky job
Views: 1552
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Rabbit On Chicken I bet you didn't know where Easter eggs came from!
Tags: rabbit on chicken
Views: 1709
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Tampon Prank When you fall a sleep with a wrong crowd, you get a tampon stuck in your mouth.
Tags: tampon prank
Views: 4444
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Rock Rule You rock! You rule!
Tags: rock rule
Views: 1502
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Learn Chinese Read this out loud and you will be learning Chinese in no time.
Tags: learn chinese
Views: 2105
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Stuck We all get stuck sometimes, but remember that not everyone who shows up is there to help you.
Tags: stuck
Views: 1892
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How Is Your Day Going So far so good?
Tags: how is your day going
Views: 1852
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Procession Can you spot the intruder in this procession? Hint: it's Darth Vader.
Tags: procession
Views: 1798
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Do Whatever You Want It seems that "do whatever the f*** you want" has double meaning.
Tags: do whatever you want
Views: 1833
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Drunk Drive Sign These are your options, so go ahead, drink and drive.
Tags: drunk drive sign
Views: 1609
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Cookie Cat I made you a cookie but I eated it.
Tags: cookie cat
Views: 1209
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You Make Bunny Cry
Tags: you make bunny cry
Views: 1783
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Learn Chinese Another easy way to read Chinese, just tilt your head to the right.
Tags: learn chinese
Views: 1960
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Instincts You really can't control urges implemented by nature.
Tags: instincts
Views: 2409
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Look Who The Police Caught That's not the tattoo you want to be having in this situation.
Tags: look who police caught
Views: 3667
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Minesweeper Imagine that, only one mine left and you die.
Tags: minesweeper
Views: 1887
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Harry Potter Weird scene from Harry Potter movie shared with you thanks to the Internet.
Tags: harry potter
Views: 3360
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Courage It takes real courage to get in the cage and bang a tiger, even if you're a dog.
Tags: courage
Views: 2076
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Are You A Geek Are you a geek? If you can read this you probably are. For the rest of you this is what is says: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours damn right it's better than yours, I could teach you but I'd have to charge.
Tags: are you geek
Views: 1340
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Fence What do you do when your neighbour won't pay half of the cost for a fence? Paint her side pink!
Tags: fence
Views: 1603
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Not Funny Here's a nice little pic you can use to let someone know he's not funny.
Tags: not funny
Views: 1589
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Internet Warning Signs Funny Internet warnings signs collection created to warn you about the dangers online.
Tags: internet warning signs
Views: 18704
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Scary Cat Roar, I scare you!
Tags: scary cat
Views: 859
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Priceless Picture of your roommate pissing his pants in his sleep sent all over the internet: PRICELESS!
Tags: priceless
Views: 1316
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Office Assistant Office Assistant can even help you write your suicide note.
Tags: office assistant
Views: 956
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On Another Line No, you can't talk to my boss now, he's on another line.
Tags: on another line cartoon
Views: 1007
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Redneck Swimming Pool Fill the back of your pickup with water and enjoy your new redneck swimming pool.
Tags: redneck swimming pool
Views: 949
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Ladies Course Conditions Ladies, please make sure you completed all your duties before stepping on the golf course.
Tags: ladies course conditions
Views: 1112
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Sit Ups It must be really hard to do sit ups with those huge boobs pushing you down.
Tags: sit ups
Views: 1483
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Bad Hair Day And you think you're having a bad hair day?
Tags: bad hair day
Views: 612
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Friendship Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth.
Tags: friendship
Views: 567
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Weener Kleener Weener Kleener soap designed to clean your weener like never before.
Tags: weener kleener
Views: 683
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Logo Design Fail Look what happens to this logo when you turn it 90 degrees.
Tags: logo design fail
Views: 934
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Pumpkin Throwing Up Great decoration for your Halloween party, a pumpkin throwing up.
Tags: pumpkin throwing up
Views: 793
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Last Page Of The Internet You have reached the very last page of the Internet. Now turn off your computer and go outside and play.
Tags: last page internet
Views: 734
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Christmas Tree Decoration Does the shape of this Christmas tree decoration remind you of anything?
Tags: christmas tree decoration
Views: 693
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Romance Books There's nothing better to get you in mood for some romance than a salesman like this one.
Tags: romance books
Views: 360
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No TP No more toilet paper, you're f-ed now.
Tags: no tp
Views: 354
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MySpace Next time you try to look hot, flush the toilet.
Tags: myspace
Views: 636
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If You Tell Her You Love Her If you tell her you love her, she might not make you wear a condom.
Tags: you tell her love
Views: 425
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Michael Jackson Cameo Did you know that Michael Jackson had a cameo in Planet of the Apes?
Tags: michael jackson cameo
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