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Heated Bike Seat With this brand new invention, your butt will never be cold again.
Tags: inventions
Views: 1416
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Bad Day No matter how bad your day is, remember that it can always get worse.
Tags: cartoon
Views: 3190
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Not Gay If your license plate starts with "GAY" there's really no other option than to place a "I'M NOT" sticker in front of it and set things right.
Tags: cars
Views: 2362
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Color Your Sister Look what she did to her sister with a magic marker.
Tags: kids
Views: 2067
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Kama Sutra Book When your "big boned" wife starts to read Kama Sutra, you might want to make a run for it.
Tags: people
Views: 2575
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Santa Taking A Dump You know you've been bad when Santa takes a dump in your chimney.
Tags: santa
Views: 1827
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School Spelling You have six letters, and your only job is to spell the same word over and over again. How hard can it be?
Tags: signs
Views: 2039
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Garage Poster If you cant afford a BMW, place this poster on your garage door. That should make your neighbors jealous.
Tags: cars
Views: 3197
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Good Acceleration This is a perfect way to test your cars acceleration. If the dog stays on the seat your car sucks.
Tags: dogs cars
Views: 2155
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Dog Licking The Owner This is for all you dog owners who like to be licked by your dog.
Tags: dogs cartoon
Views: 2564
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How You See Yourself What matters most is how you see yourself.
Tags: cats
Views: 1977
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On Fire How dumb must you be to draw a smiley face on a paper bag, put it on your head and light it on fire?
Tags: dumb
Views: 2132
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Cubicle Curtain With a curtain like this you can go and have some fun while your boss thinks you're working.
Tags: cubicle
Views: 2398
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How To Steal A Car Get a few of your buddies and load it on the truck.
Tags: cars
Views: 2211
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No Parking Sign Don't park near my house! Get your own wireless!
Tags: signs
Views: 2239
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Lesbian Bride How would you feel if your new wife kissed her bridesmaid on your wedding day? Turned on?
Tags: lesbian
Views: 7762
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Bicycle No Parking Sign Don't park your bicycle here sign and a lot of parked bicycles next to it. Why should anyone obey it, you can't get a parking ticket for a bicycle.
Tags: sign bicycle
Views: 2516
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Hits On Website One spider says to another: how many hits did you get on your website?
Tags: cartoon website
Views: 4768
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Take Your Car If you are driving home please don't forget to take your car.
Tags: sign driving
Views: 2598
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Horse Driving Shotgun If you can drive a dog in your car, why not a horse?
Tags: horse
Views: 2494
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Paper Recycling Invention It's pretty obvious how this is supposed to work, by pedaling you wipe your behind and roll the paper on a new roll. When the paper is gone you simply put the roll back on the top and use it over and over again.
Tags: recycling invention
Views: 3095
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Notice Thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing has been noted... and will be reported to the authorities.
Tags: notice sign
Views: 2587
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The Power Of Books They blow up your mind.
Tags: power books
Views: 2823
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Cheap Security Security guard painted on the wall, if you need cheap security this is your solution.
Tags: cheap security
Views: 2475
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Body Catalogue Imagine if you could choose your body from a catalogue, wouldn't that be nice.
Tags: body catalogue
Views: 2668
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Show Me Your Tits Funny show me your tits cartoon.
Tags: show me your tits cartoon
Views: 8659
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Funny Flat Screen TV Want a flat screen TV but all you got is regular? No problem, just make a giant hole in the wall and push your television in it.
Tags: flat screen tv gallery
Views: 2880
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Beer Run It takes skill to carry 6 beers in your hands and mouth while riding a bike.
Tags: beer run
Views: 2276
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Cleaners Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention.
Tags: cleaners
Views: 3157
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Dog Stealing Your Prey What is that dog doing to the poor deer?
Tags: dog stealing your prey
Views: 3240
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Durex Condoms or babies, your choice.
Tags: condoms babies
Views: 4694
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Speeding Excuse Q: Speeding. What's your excuse? A: Helping you bastards pay for donuts.
Tags: speeding excuse
Views: 3194
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Twelve Big Inches Twelve big inches right on your table.
Tags: twelve big inches
Views: 3137
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Funny T Shirt "Oh, I'm sorry, I hurt your feelings? Let me call an ambulance." written on a t-shirt.
Tags: t-shirt
Views: 2296
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Open Window This is what happens when you leave your car window open on a snowy day.
Tags: open window
Views: 2509
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Fortune Cookie Imagine you open your fortune cookie after a nice Chinese dinner and read: that wasn't chicken.
Tags: fortune cookie
Views: 2299
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Stinky Job And you thought your job stinks?
Tags: stinky job
Views: 1552
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Tampon Prank When you fall a sleep with a wrong crowd, you get a tampon stuck in your mouth.
Tags: tampon prank
Views: 4444
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How Is Your Day Going So far so good?
Tags: how is your day going
Views: 1852
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Drunk Drive Sign These are your options, so go ahead, drink and drive.
Tags: drunk drive sign
Views: 1609
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Learn Chinese Another easy way to read Chinese, just tilt your head to the right.
Tags: learn chinese
Views: 1960
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Are You A Geek Are you a geek? If you can read this you probably are. For the rest of you this is what is says: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours damn right it's better than yours, I could teach you but I'd have to charge.
Tags: are you geek
Views: 1340
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Fence What do you do when your neighbour won't pay half of the cost for a fence? Paint her side pink!
Tags: fence
Views: 1603
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Priceless Picture of your roommate pissing his pants in his sleep sent all over the internet: PRICELESS!
Tags: priceless
Views: 1316
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Office Assistant Office Assistant can even help you write your suicide note.
Tags: office assistant
Views: 956
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Redneck Swimming Pool Fill the back of your pickup with water and enjoy your new redneck swimming pool.
Tags: redneck swimming pool
Views: 949
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Ladies Course Conditions Ladies, please make sure you completed all your duties before stepping on the golf course.
Tags: ladies course conditions
Views: 1112
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Friendship Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth.
Tags: friendship
Views: 567
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Weener Kleener Weener Kleener soap designed to clean your weener like never before.
Tags: weener kleener
Views: 683
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Pumpkin Throwing Up Great decoration for your Halloween party, a pumpkin throwing up.
Tags: pumpkin throwing up
Views: 793
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Last Page Of The Internet You have reached the very last page of the Internet. Now turn off your computer and go outside and play.
Tags: last page internet
Views: 734
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Suggestion Box Please put all your suggestions in our suggestion box.
Tags: suggestion box
Views: 156
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Ipod Belt Buckle Great way to carry your Ipod.
Tags: ipod inventions
Views: 3797
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Beer Fridge Cool and natural fridge, just open your door and pop the beer in the snow.
Tags: beer fridge snow
Views: 2364
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Bee On The Eye Imagine you have a bee on your eye, unpleasant.
Tags: bee eye
Views: 4240
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Hot Dog Cooker This is a unique way to cook your wieners.
Tags: hot-dog cooker wieners
Views: 4104
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Jesus Light Switch The person who created this probably meant well, but seriously, what comes to your mind when you see this light switch?
Tags: jesus light switch
Views: 3964
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